yeeHAW

open your third eye bitch i’m trying to flirt with you telepathically

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by a mediocre bf

"Girl what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" was devastating for the hypocrite community, of which I am of course a card-carrying member

"6 inches is too small" none of you have had sex ever like you are literally insane if you say that

time to bake something! sure hope there won’t be dishes once i’m finished!

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

got fired from my job of bagging groceries because i kept going "nyaaa! its too big! it wont fit! >_<" and "mmmmmpf so full 🥵" when bagging people's stuff

Liu Wei (Chinese, 1972), Panorama No. 2, 2015-16. Oil on canvas, 350 x 400 cm. The Cleveland Museum of Art, Clkeveland, Ohio