Wonderland Train

Yama: Hey! I’m the center! Center center! *sparkles* I’m also really sexy look at me I draw a beauty mark that makes me look better but VS Arashi totally ruined it for me! I’m also a bias wrecker haha take that girls *winks*

Yuto: Big baby that’s shipped with everyone. “Look at me drummer boy, I also have too many hobbies!” I’m tall and adorable and love messing with the members and still adorable adorable really adorable like how can someone so tall be so precious

Chinen: dancing mouse. Really good at guessing games too. “miracle chibi” has a 100% cute image but sweet liar will change that Omygosh someone stop him he’s a talented monster

Inoo: enoki mushroom, acts adorable and cute but also clearly sexually aware of himself (have you seen the mgirl photoshoot my God) 39% female, puts girls to shame, like seriously how dare you be so pretty you adorable mushroom that gives sultry looks to the camera, I know you’re doing that on purpose stop being so frickinajdjsksksk

Daiki: rapping clown that acknowledges his height and jokes about it but gets offended when others joke about it. Pure baby that needs to be protected like seriously protected he’s so cuteeeee.

Keito: “notice me” British boy that’s starting to get more recognition and no I’m not biased its not like he’s my favorite but he’s amazing and adorable and perfect and pure but also not pure anymore I don’t know what to think.

Yuya: Sea loving dork that’s super masculine and his heavenly voice Rains down he looks really good in a ponytail and I’m not biased it’d just that he’s my second favorite he was so amazing during the Yes! Performance a Ahhh his voice makes me melt.

Hikaru: Needs more credit baby that’s so good at rapping and the most hilarious person in the group he’s also really sexy but it gets covered up by the other members like seriously how can someone be so jsjsksksk

Yabu: Vocal man his high notes are goals. Soccer boy, mom of the group, but seriously his voice is goals and his smile is so pure and adorable everyone is adorable but he’s the mama bird of the group like seriously you can tell. I guess he’s also the oldest though.

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