"& straight on 'til morning."

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

dr robby on a rampage attempting to externalize his self loathing onto every person he sees struggling with something he can map to his own Problems™️ but then baby jane doe parries his attack perfectly by being zero years old

Jonathan today is like "Ugh, there goes the stupid Count crawling down the stupid wall like a lizard again. Wish I could shoot him with a gun,"

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.