as you please

courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog

To All the Mutuals I Still Follow Even Though We Only Had That One Hyperfixation in Common Like Five Years Ago

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Get these ai writing assistants out of my face!!!! I don't care if my writing is bad at least it is mine!!!!

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

friends that understand your anti-social phases and don’t take it personally are important.

Eye contact while you're facefucking her

Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that