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Phenomenal Woman - Maya Angelou

Pretty women wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size But when I start to tell them, They think I'm telling lies. I say, It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips, The stride of my step, The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

I walk into a room Just as cool as you please, And to a man, The fellows stand or Fall down on their knees. Then they swarm around me, A hive of honey bees. I say, It's the fire in my eyes, And the flash of my teeth, The swing in my waist, And the joy in my feet. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me. Men themselves have wondered What they see in me. They try so much But they can't touch My inner mystery. When I try to show them They say they still can't see. I say, It's in the arch of my back, The sun of my smile, The ride of my breasts, The grace of my style. I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

Now you understand Just why my head's not bowed. I don't shout or jump about Or have to talk real loud. When you see me passing It ought to make you proud. I say, It's in the click of my heels, The bend of my hair, the palm of my hand, The need of my care, 'Cause I'm a woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, That's me.

#maya angelou #poertry #bringing a classic back

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Misha with Justin - May 6, 2020

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Misha reciting an original poem called “A.M.”

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Misha found his vacuum! It returned back home!

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

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What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

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IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

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I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

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Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

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That’s gussy babe

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Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think.

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done.

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars

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*standing ovation*

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:)

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Spite is the greatest muse

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humans don’t change

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Lol what was the thought process that went into the creation of this??? One thing we can all agree on, it's unique and not something that can be easily overlooked.

#art #German art #unique #who came up with this #you have to love the imagination.funny

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

#that one just got to me #not mine wanted to share thought it was funny maybe I’ve finally cracked joke funny lol

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If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not! Let's get to know the person behind the blog 💕

in the true nature of tumblr… i have no idea when this was sent to me…sorry

i like to crochet!!

i uh hated anime until i decided to try haikyuu so yes im binging that rn

i sleep with 8 pillows, not counting pillow plushies

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Three random facts about myself... 1) I'm currently obsessed with the are they/aren't they relationship of Misha Collins & Jensen Ackles (my shame lol) 2) I like to put ketchup on macaroni & cheese (the only way I eat it) 3) I suffer from serious anxiety when I'm around people I don't know

#getting to know you #random facts

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this scene but it’s reality tv

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This is hilarious

#spn #spn crack #too funny

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this scene but it’s reality tv

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sign up! this could be a fun reprieve from the hum drum that has become our lives

#gish 2020 #quarantine fun #misha collins

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I’ve never been anything like you. Trust me I’d remember, especially that shirt.

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Finally! Not only have they made the Doctor female, but now there is a Doctor of color 🙌🏽💃🏽 That's what I call progress. Haven't watched the latest season, so I dont know what context this is in, but I'm excited to find out. Though, I must say, I like my rainbow suspenders Doctor, so not in a hurry to see her gone. 🌈

#doctor who #13th doctor #progress

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