still edge puppy central

'why did u leave this in the tags' u dont get it. if im unfunny in the tags its whatever buut if im unfunny in the post im going to be killed

You want to come over and play mind control powers with me

i want to come over and play mind control powers with you...

There will always be a special place in my heart for fallen paladins. Oh, what's that, dear? You tried to find fulfillment in living up to society's expectations of you? Did your best to become the person perfectly suited for the world they made? And then you came to some sort of realization that turned your convictions and ways of being on their heads? And now you follow a new path with equal determination, now disillusioned with the mores of polite society? So like, what's your HRT start date,

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

hey do u also get painfully turned on from “my poor baby” or are u normal

A calculated handjob from an evil demon woman who requires my nut for some sinister potion please

do any girls want to play hanging out and smoking weed in our underwear

what about average naturals huh? some real home grown staple crop type of titty. it aint all trying to blue ribbon at the fair you know

As far as I’m concerned, all titties get the blue ribbon

that s not how the fair works

Oh yeah? Then I’m gonna make my OWN fair! With titty ribbons, and beautiful women

can i come to your fair it sounds cooler

mine just has all these fucking lettus andf carrots

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