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Stranger Things spinoff request of just UNHINGED Mike traveling the world to find El Orpheus and Eurydice style

I appreciate the sentiment but I don't get all those "we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it's all uphill from here & we're halfway there!" posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there's no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they're just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer

"neuro-spicy" is literally the worst term created ever, like at that point just say retard

I think I might be about to send a deranged email

guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here