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I think what makes the slur song really work is it starts off with the expected list, and then instead of ramping up slowly it just goes immediately for "ass-bandit."

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

gender neutrients

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

"just recapping our conversation today, [Company Name]'s policy is to require employees to ask customers about their genitals before allowing them to enter the restrooms" is really not something management wants to see in writing. create a paper trail! be annoying!

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

i thought they were bees.

oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you

Happy Pride everyone, today is the tenth anniversary of the nationwide right to gay Marriage in the United States and the 22nd anniversary of nationwide legalization of Gay Sex. In 2 days is the 56th anniversary of the Stonewall Uprising.

We have won nothing without fighting and we have everything to lose, there is no gay liberation without trans liberation, none of us are free till all of us are free, we have won so much and come so far but the road ahead is still long, we must continue to fight for both our liberation and the liberation of all people

The gay liberation movement is young, everything we have fought for and won happened over the course of less than a human lifetime, and there are forces at play that wish to claw back at these hard fought for rights, we must be prepared to defend what we have fought for and we must continue to fight for improvement

We have to celebrate how far things have come, because we never would have made it this far without joy and hope, and while we can and must fight, we also must remain hopeful

happy first day of pride everyone

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter