Pure evil since 1996

this is tearing my mind apart

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

fuck my stupid baka life but not this gay earth. never this gay earth

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

stinkoscope

why hello OP i happened to be searching the tag of my name all across Tumblr and came across this old post which happened to exist before my own account which is quite incredible

i made you

Stop saying dumb crap on the computer

funny how everyone's like ohhh escaping time loops isn't even a useful skill when are you ever going to use that in real life until you trap them in a time loop and suddenly they're not laughing anymore

Yeah right, like that would ever happen

Yeah right, like that would ever happen

Yeah right, like that would ever happen

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs

if i was born into equestria a stupid fucking earth pony i would go to the glue factory

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for