hey im vloggin' here

Feeling rather shit this morning. I blame Chicago’s weather

It could be the jet leg dude.

Seems like another place to vlog about.

You don’t seem at all excited.

I’m not judging, I just can’t really understand why you like the idea of celebrating Christmas in summer that much. 

Didn't you say you wanted a white Christmas? This is the same thing.

Excactly, that’s what I thought! It’s rude and I don’t appreciate it. I mean it’s flattering, but it hurt like hell. 

Was he like 7? I can't think of any other reason why someone would think that was ok.

Serious? Are you always so excited for Christmas?

Judging isn't nice. Christmas isn't in the summertime in Florida, ok. This is cool.

Yes, he kicked the side of my leg. Why?

That's a fucked up way to get someones attention..

At the airport, this boy came up to me and kicked me, which led me to fall on my face and my suitcase to trip two other people. When I was checking my Twitter after the flight, he tweeted me and said he only wanted my attention. And then I cried. The end.

He ... kicked you?

I even remember Santa lying on an air mattress in our pool one year and yes, I have a collection of rather… interesting cards. Australia must be like heaven for people who like cheesy and weird presents.

I think it's sad how overly excited about this. But, guess who's about to google, summer christmas cards....

I know right? It’s pretty awesome to spend the holidays at the beach. I always wondered what it’s like to have white Christmas, though. Plus, imagine Santa in a bathing suit. Definitely not cool.

Is that what you guys have in Australia? Cards with Santa at the beach? I can just imagine a big man with a white beard just chilling in his reindeer suit.

Well, that sounds rather lovely. At least they’ll never run out of participants for reality shows, as it seems. I’m from Adelaide, Australia, where we celebrate Christmas in summer.

I wouldn't know about that, never seen an episode. But that's fucking cool! That's it, spending next Christmas at your house. 

All I see are hot dog stands…

You sure you're going the right way?

How very nice of you. Anyways, let’s change the topic before I turn into a complete girly girl. Where are you from?

The sunshine state, Miami. Where most people walk around like they're from the next Jersey Shore.  And you?

You’re not supposed to take off all of your clothes in the airport, noted

That seems like one of those mistakes you only make once.

Oh, you did! I guess I’m not too lame then. So brownie points to… Oh sorry, I didn’t really catch your name.

Not too lame, hu? I'll take that as the highest of compliments. Hunter, and you are?