Do It With A Rock Star

That is one HOT DOG

me

I’m the guy in Jurassic World who grabbed his margarita before running away from the dinosaurs

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

if you are 13 and there is a 17/18 year old showing interest in you: please run away and never look back. i understand that you feel special; that older person will tell you how mature you are and make you feel special. but please. run away from that person. stay away from them. they do not love you. an 18 year old should not have ANY interest in a 13 year old. please. please be safe. please do not let them manipulate you. they are dangerous. stay away from them

please reblog this post. please spread this message. please protect 13 year olds who can so easily be hurt.

This is important. Academic elitism must be destroyed at all costs.

I. LOVE. THIS.

#honestly i dont care if its fake

Omg

THIS NIGGA BE SO ON POINT LMAO

This is exactly how dumb these respectability nigguhs sound

Kendrick Lamar.

lmfaoo but actually.

He’s so woke

Bruh.

Kenny is a national treasure

I tend to imagine Priapus.

dear lord

DEAR LORD

I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WAS NOT THAT

*wipes phone screen on breast*