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adwd jon IS boring but it’s also my favorite because it’s on purpose on his part. after four genre-shifts from campy boarding school friendship tale to soaring adventure beyond the wall to star crossed romance to war drama he’s finally just like. No. no more of this fantasy bullshit. we’re not fucking doing this. i have shit to do. and EVERYONE around him is just SCREAMING that he’s a magic fantasy protagonist and he’s like, I’ll fucking kill you. I need this to be a plain political drama right now actually. melisandre keeps giving him prophecies and he has dreams about fighting the dead with a glowing red sword and he keeps accidentally warging ghost and getting mad about it and the wildlings swear their vows directly to him in the same manner as they would any king-beyond-the-wall and mormont’s raven is just constantly yelling KING KING KING YOU’RE A KING JON LISTEN TO ME HOLY SHIT and jon’s like. :/ Sorry but i can’t care. nothing suspicious about any of that. i need to go count our stores of salt beef

d&d really heard the quote “kill the boy and let the man be born” and unironically went YES and then made sansa kill the girl using sexual violence as character development and were so proud of themselves that they proceeded to write the most evil line of the whole series “without littlefinger and ramsay and the rest, I would have stayed a little bird all my life” and then sansa’s story just ended with the girl staying dead.

Guys making Jon Snow fanart is great and all but how the fuck do you render an all-black outfit