Fire, Fur and Fangs

“Sometimes my curiosity presents itself like anger.”

“When you first invited me to this campsite, I was like, ‘uh, camping? I don’t THINK so’.”

“Did you see that sunrise?”

“You can’t sleep either?”

“Nice night out there, right? Just look at all those stars.”

“Sometimes, I look at the ocean and get mad that I’ll never be as swole as those swells.”

“I’m not talking about the pack of gummy bears that’s been in my pocket for eight months.”

“Those self-help books were right. Being altruistic really does make you feel warm on the inside.”

“Me and mornings don’t mix.”

“You’re/He’s/She’s making me feel feelings again.. haven’t felt those in years.”

“I may need your help.”

“This would be the perfect picnic spot.”

“You should be proud of yourself.”

“Cooking’s not my strong suit… or any of my suits.”

“Do I look lonely to you, or something?”

“Bugs will never complain about your singing.”

“I’m so happy I ran into someone as cool as me.”

“I recently discovered I’m what you might call a ‘sleepeater.’”

“I fell asleep on a bench the other day and when I woke up, it had bite marks all over it.”

“I got two words for you: you rule…. a lot. Wait, that was more than two words.” 

“I’ve got something for you.”

“I can’t imagine doing this trip without you, [NAME]…. Well, I can, but it’s a lot less fun.”

“Let the BBQ begin!”

“I can’t thank you enough.”

“I’m gonna work on my karaoke game a little bit. Let’s do this!”

“Maybe we should stick together and watch each other’s backs.”

“This is becoming the best vacation ever, thanks to you.”

“Did you see that sunrise? And I thought I looked good in the morning.”

“Sorry for always imposing on you like this.. who am I kidding? No, I’m not.”

“You did have breakfast, didn’t you?”

“If there was a design with my face on it, would you buy it?”

“If only I knew how to cook..”

“You might just be the nicest person in the world.”

me: 

If you feel like your muse has been waining recently, it’s probably because of current events. 

This is a stressful period we’re all experiencing. You are not alone right now. Trying to battle the complications of real life takes energy, that energy detracts from the energy you use for roleplay.  

And this can be especially frustrating when RP is something you’re trying to use to escape from reality.

Accidental sex

“Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT” sex

“You played a prank on me and now I’m going to play one on you except oops this accidentally got hot” sex

“You made an inaccurate assumption about *insert sexual or sexuality misnomer here* and I’m going to teach you the truth” sex

“You think you’re so smart so I’m going to teach you a lesson” sex

“Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???” sex

“You don’t know what *insert kink here* is and I’m really bad at explaining things and now we’re doing it oops” sex

“I bet I can dance/move/act like that and I don’t even have to be a dancer/stripper/actor/whatever wait are you turned on?” sex

“I lost a bet to you and the circumstances were supposed to be a joke but I took them seriously” sex

“You were joking about something and I took you seriously” sex

“You seem to think that __ won’t feel good and I intend to prove you wrong” sex

“You’re intentionally getting under my skin so I threaten to spank you/playfully spank you and now you look like you just got banged against a wall” sex

“I didn’t know you were a sub and when I called you a good boy/girl you almost cried” sex

“I didn’t know you were a dom and when I called you Sir/Ma'am you almost jumped me” sex

“Playing a prank on our freinds to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex

“I’m fixing you *insert appliance/furniture/house thing hee* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex

“I noticed the way you were watching me eat this popsicle so I purposely started making it an inuendo and now we’re both hot and bothered” sex

“Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex

“Freinds can totally watch porn together and nothing can happen…. no they can’t” sex

“I showed you *insert sexual thing here* as a joke but you’re actually turned on” sex

“You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them welp here we are” sex

“I started pretending to dirty talk to you an hour ago and it stopped being pretending 58 minutes ago” sex

“All I’m saying is that I’ve been told I’m a good lay, wanna find out?” sex

“You said you don’t like __ but I bet the people you were with just don’t know how to do it, I, however, have experience and bet I could make you like it” sex

“We platonically slept together last night because of circumstances and we both woke up horny” sex

“This started as a tickle fight and it isn’t tickling anymore” sex

“We’re just bros being bros and doing something 100% platonic but somehow we’re turning eachother on because of not-so-burried feelings for eachother and we can’t make it stop” sex

trigger warnings apply! ( mental illness, drugs and alcohol use, self-destructive behaviours, and vomiting )

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use whatever fc you want, regardless of it being ‘overused’ or not

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you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to

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post what you want

you get to decide what is in character for muse & what’s not

you play a female muse? so? it’s what you want.

you play a muse your fandom hates? someone will love them as much as you do, i promise. stick around.

play a character you love, not a character that everyone wants

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