HUSTLER HQ.

Did I just see KYLIE JENNER working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just HONEY KIIAN. I hear SHE has been a MAKEUP ARTIST/FASHION STYLIST at Hustler for 3 YEARS and they’re only 21 YEARS OLD. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little SHY but also INTELLIGENT. That’s probably why they’re known as the ACADEMIC around the studio. (lane, 21+, she/her. gmt.) 

Shit! Did I just see BYUN BAEKHYUN on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 22 YEAR OLD porn star THORNE SHIN. I hear HE has mostly been doing BONDAGE, PUBLIC, BDSM AND ROUGH SEX porn for 4 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little BLUNT but also OUTGOING. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the ADDICT around the studio. (laney, 21, she/her, gmt.)

Shit! Did I just see DARREN CRISS on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 31 porn star EVERETT CASPIAN. I hear HE has mostly been doing GAY, PARTY, STUDENT/TEACHER porn for 7 MONTHS. Funny, they can be a little SHY but also SILLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the TOP around the studio. (maggie, 21, she/her, est.)

Shit! Did I just see MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER  on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 38 Year old porn star JEREMY FINCH. I hear HE has/have mostly been doing DADDY, DD/LG, GAY porn for 15YEARS. Funny, they can be a little RESERVED but also FRIENDLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the WEIRDO around the studio. (L, 21, she her, mst.

its getting harder and harder for me to go on the timeline with the fear of getting jumped on by certain people.

is this still open?

Shit! Did I just see BREC BASSINGER on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 19 YEAR OLD porn star EMMA GRACE RYERSON. I hear SHE has mostly been doing SOLO, TOYS, EXHIBITIONIST AND BIMBO porn for 6 MONTHS. Funny, they can be a little bit of a PUSHOVER but also OPTIMISTIC. That’s probably why they're ranked 27 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the DAMSEL around the studio. (allison, 26, she/her, est.)

Shit! Did I just see DANIELLE CAMPBELL on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 22 YEAR OLD porn star JULIET "JULES" CLARKE. I hear SHE has mostly been doing TEEN, CAM, AND DADDY KINK porn for 2 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little IRRATIONAL but also BUBBLY. That’s probably why they're ranked 68 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as the GIRL NEXT DOOR around the studio. (m, 20, she+her, est.)

Did I just see JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just RENLEY BLACKWELL. I hear HE has been a TALENT MANAGER at Hustler for 10 YEARS and they're only 47. can you believe that? I can't. Funny, they can be a little UNRULY but also SELFLESS. That's probably why they're known as THE METICULOUS around the studio. (m, 20, SHE+HER, EST.)

Did I just see BIANCA ELLA working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just TALIA WALKER. I hear SHE has been a FASHION STYLIST at Hustler for 2 YEARS and they’re only 24 YEARS OLD. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little OBSTINATE but also AFFABLE. That’s probably why they’re known as the APOLLONIAN around the studio. (annie, 20, she/her, gmt.)

shit! did i just see RYAN NEWMAN on Hustler? nah, never mind. it was just the TWENTY year old pornstar BREANA MAXFIELD. i hear SHE has mostly been doing LESBIAN, DD/LG, DOUBLE PENETRATION, AND GANGBANG porn for THREE AND A HALF MONTHS. funny, they can be a little SARCASTIC & PUGNACIOUS but also BENEVOLENT & PRINCIPLED. that’s probably why they're ranked TWENTY–SIX on hustler’s most viewed and is known as the TRUST–FUND BABY around the studio. ( candy. eighteen. she*her. est. )

can we move up our characters up in ranking when spaces open up?

*FACECLAIM CHANGE // Shit! Did I just see KEITH POWERS on Hustler? Nah, never mind. It was just the 28 porn star FAISAL TAREEN. I hear HE/HIM has/have mostly been doing COMEDIC, CHARACTER, SEDUCING, FIGHTING MATCH porn for 8 YEARS. Funny, they can be a little SHORT WITH WORDS but also FULL OF ROMANCE. That’s probably why they're ranked #10 on Hustler’s most viewed and is known as FIGHT CLUB around the studio. (4, 20, HE, EST.)

mwf?

welcome to hustler, roxy !  you have eight hours to make it to set before we sadly have to let you go. tana mongeau is now taken.

due to fc changes, kim jongin and tana mongeau are reopened !

Did I just see ABEL TESFAYE working behind the scenes? Nah, never mind. That was just KAREEM BIRUK. I hear HE has been a CHIEF INFORMATION OFFICER at Hustler for A MONTH and they’re only TWENTY-NINE. Can you believe that? I can’t. Funny, they can be a little DISTANT but also INTELLIGENT. That’s probably why they’re known as the ALEXITHYMIC around the studio. (c, twentyone, he/him, est.)