*wrinkles nose* shouldnt you be repressing that

cutely emits a single ping

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together