Kris

Emoji Spell to give a boost in decreasing paranoia.

Yuri On Ice

First Year

Potter rejected my offer of friendship so I’ve decided he is now my arch-nemesis. I hate him. Why doesn’t he like me?

Second Year

I made Potter think I opened the chamber of secrets so he’d pay more attention to me. It hasn’t worked but Crabbe and Goyle have been acting strange lately.

Third Year

A hippogriff attacked me. Granger punched me. And Potter hit me with a patronus. My father will hear about this. How can Potter cast a patronus anyway? He must be really good at

Fourth Year

I think Potter liked the Potter Stinks badges. He’s probably going to ask me to the Yule ball.

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He asked a girl.

Fifth Year

Potter didn’t seem impressed by my prefect status so I joined the Inquisitorial Squad as well. So far, no comment.

What’s so good about Cho Chang anyway? 

Sixth Year

Ginny fucking Weasley. You’ve got to be kidding me. He’s supposed to be stalking me.

He’s supposed to have stopped me by now.

Seventh Year

I knew it was him. I knew.

He saved me. He literally risked himself and came back for me and saved my life, saved me from dying.

I thought he was dead, and I died at that moment with him, until he wasn’t. I wasn’t thinking and found myself tossing him my wand, which ultimately killed Voldemort.

Saw Potter for the first time since that handshake at the trials. It was remarkably easy to talk to him; all of that annoying kindness of his has remained, and is no longer annoying at all, somehow. His eyes are still so green He accepted my offer to take him to coffee and it was… Comfortable, almost. He invited me out for coffee again next week. We’ll see how far his kindness extends–and for how long, I suppose.

Four Years post war

Today marks a year since the first of my weekly coffee dates with Potter. And the start of drinks, and muggle films, and jokes, and friendship. And light touches on my arm that Who would have ever thought that was possible? Sometimes I wonder if

Four Years, five months post war

Potter kissed me. It was everything I had ever We’d been drinking. He’ll hopefully not be too angry with me tomorrow for kissing him back

Five Years post war

Potter is insisting on red and gold for the wedding. Can you imagine?

This needs to fucking happen

Okay but consider this: you’re being childish.

First of all, Dave isn’t gay and has shown interests for both boys and girls (Karkat & *loud gasp* Jade)

I don’t know where you were but Davesprite and Jade dated

And OF ALL the stuff that you could’ve referred to in saying Dave is ““gay”“, that’s the least, because in that context it sounded more like some joke between friends than an actual confession.

PLUS there are plenty of reasons for me to ship DaveJade

AND HE SAID THEY HAD A “SPECIAL” RELATIONSHIP- 9/10 Dave had a crush on her, he was grinning like an idiot during the first conversation between them

AND

I

wouldn’t

give

a

fuck

anyway

wether

it

is

or

isn’t 

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