Dumbledore: Severus Iâm still missing your photo for this yearâs faculty newsletter
Severus: my apologies here it is
Dumbledore: you canât even see half of your face. Maybe one less dramatic?
Severus: of course, headmaster.
Dumbledore: I said less dramatic and preferably one where youâre not so alarmed
Dumbledore: did you have a photoshoot or something
Dumbledore: what no Severus you are not in a boy band what is this pose wait youâre not in one are y-
Dumbledore: are those special effects
Dumbledore: cool but still a no
Dumbledore: dramatic and very fitting for you but you canât have fanart as your faculty photo who even is your fan and why donât I have fanart
Dumbledore: bold choice going with the profile, I admit I didnât think youâd go for it, but you canât have a dramatic death quote on your photo either this is a school for children they still have hope at least until their first class with you
Dumbledore: why is the school on fire
Dumbledore: is that a Death Eater meeting
Dumbledore: seriously did you have a photoshoot
Dumbledore: is that a screenshot
Dumbledore: thatâs it Iâm taking away your photoshop privileges in the muggle studies computer lab
Dumbledore: okay you know what fine thatâll do
Dumbledore: where are these all coming from
Dumbledore:Â YOU KNOW WHAT NEVER MIND FORGET I ASKED YOU DONâT NEED A PHOTO
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