dumb fag who should die

do boys lay eggs

sometimes but they are shy about it

tell congress i want thirty million for problems disorder

Starting a club called Club Dracula its right next tk s blood bank and it becomes popular because rumlrs say they serve real blood instead of wine... and i as the owner confess its true and instead of a pr disasster it actually brings in MORE customers because people are FREAKS and want to drink blood. But its all just so they dont figure out i only serve bottom shelf 3 dollar wine and I make millions.Our dress code=capes and sexy corsets and the only music we play is monster mash on loop but no one minds because they think theyre drinking blood(instwad of just being blasted on water wine) and also we dont card so that helps business too

meow btw. if you even care.

It's important to a girls wellbeing for her to play on the computer!

i love this song (nothing is playing)

christmas in four days and im still at the restaurant

we have got to start romanticizing boring bitches from the midwest who do fuck all