1. ❝ I didn’t choose to become a werewolf. ❞
2. ❝ Have you seen a lot of werewolves ? ❞
3. ❝ You were bitten, you’re already changing. ❞
4. ❝ I’d take a silver bullet for you, you know ? ❞
5. ❝ We were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf ! ❞
6. ❝ Am I a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities ? ❞
7. ❝ Isn’t there any way that I can become human again ? ❞
8. ❝ Whether you’re a vampire or werewolf, love is still love. ❞
9. ❝ The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It’s you ! ❞
10. ❝ You’re one of them ! I’ve hunted these creatures for years ! ❞
11. ❝ I may be upset or screwed up right now, but I’m not a wolf ! ❞
12. ❝ Did you just whistle at me ? I’m a wolf, not a dog, you know ? ❞
13. ❝ You don’t scare me. Underneath all that hair, you’re still a dork. ❞
14. ❝ Am I a werewolf ? I don’t know, I’ll let you know by the next full moon. ❞
15. ❝ Yeah, be rational, sure. You’re a fucking werewolf, for Christ’s sake ! ❞
16. ❝ Wait… you’ve always known about me being a werewolf all along ? ❞
17. ❝ The full moon is rising. Would you rather I remained out here with you ? ❞
18. ❝ The three “F”s of being a werewolf — feeding, fighting, and… reproduction. ❞
19. ❝ I’m torn between feeling very scared of you and finding you terribly attractive. ❞
20. ❝ I was always meant to be a werewolf, I just know it ! How do I get one to attack me ? ❞
21. ❝ You’re real, lycanthropy is real, so the solution must be real. We’ll find it together. ❞
22. ❝ There’s gotta be a cure, right ? Otherwise, there’d be a hell of a lot more of them ! ❞
23. ❝ Tomorrow night’s the full moon. You’re gonna change. You’ll become… a werewolf ! ❞
24. ❝ If they were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently ? ❞
25. ❝ I didn’t see. I was chased by a big thing, uh– some kind of wild animal. A wolf maybe ? ❞
26. ❝ I am a fucking werewolf ! Do you think I want to go back to being a nobody ? No thanks ! ❞
27. ❝ Maybe he’s like you, and it’s not in his nature to kill, and he secretly wants to mate with me… ❞
28. ❝ If you survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn’t you become a werewolf yourself at the next full moon ? ❞
29. ❝ Just the other night, half-man, half-beast got shot down ! They took ‘em to the hospital… was it you ? ❞
30. ❝ Do you really believe that tomorrow night, under the full moon, I’ll sprout hair and fangs and eat people ? Bullshit ! ❞
31. ❝ Haven’t you heard ? There was a disturbance in our neighborhood involving some sort of mad dog… or was it a wolf ? ❞
32. ❝ Soo… you guys are werewolves too, huh ? Super glad to know you, I thought I was the only one around here. ❞
33. ❝ You’re telling me you were bitten on a full moon, and now you’re getting hairy… could you be turning into a werewolf ? ❞
34. ❝ I woke up thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. I’ve never had a family before, I’m happy we met. ❞
35. ❝ I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.” There was a lot of porn, then I found a recipe for stew. It was delicious ! The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird. ❞
