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dipping a large body of bread into hot stew and tearing off a chunk with your bared teeth is respectful and good. it shows the Earth we want to be here, and will fight to remain. our ancestors understood

bonus points if you hunker down over your bowl to prevent spills, but the overall effect is one of a Beast growling over a fresh kill to remind other Beasts to wait their damn turn

IT IS THE SEASON FOR STEW!!! 🗣️📣

maybe the purpose of life is to fill it with as many positive things as you can. regardless of how bad life gets, don’t let it steal your personality, your hobbies, your style. after coming home from a bad day at work maybe you need to sit down and read a nice book. after studying non-stop for so long, maybe you should finish that crochet project you’ve been putting off because you’re so busy. maybe we should prioritize the things we love, the things that make us happy, and not just the things we’re forced to do to survive. in this society, a little peace from the outside world is important. don’t give up on the things that make you happy. don’t forget about yourself.

i make a mean soup

Now make one that is beautiful and true

Genuinely the best take on this not-movie everybody else go home Goncharov Muppets is God Tier.

Tims mcfims

im sorry i was so weird the other night. thats how i am every night

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

Hate when my friends say some dumb shit like “Sorry if this is TMI” girl I’d let you finish inside me

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No, its pretty accurate actually. This is pretty much what is about.