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I have no interested in being souped up. I'd much rather be souped down. Soup me down.

fr effy and hamish steele are the reason i’m back on tumblr

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

You absolute fools will spend your entire life getting pickpocketed, having your pockets picked clean by grifters and swindlers, while I, on the other hand, have sewn pockets into the armpits of every shirt I own and that’s where I keep my wallets. I split my money evenly between the two of them so even if some brave soul dares to steal the wallet from inside of my wet pit and they somehow get away with it without me smashing them to death, they will have only stolen half of my money and I’ll still have twenty-two dollars left.