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how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

Im good at being strange and ignored

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of everything being okay

Love yourself a little extra right now. You're creating the life of your dreams and you absolutely deserve it. It's about to get magical for you.

being an adult is so funny i just made plans with my friends in MARCH. yayyy can't wait to see you in 30 business days

One of my more radical beliefs is that everyone, regardless of occupation, should be required to take a first aid course at some point in their adult life so that, even if you don’t keep up the cert, if someone says to you “My chest has been really hurting and I’ve been having trouble breathing I think I’m gonna lay down for a bit” your hindbrain kicks in and you say “That’s a bad idea. We’re going to the ER.”

Really awesome how angry this post, which I made a little over a year ago after I saved my grandpa’s life because it turned out his shortness of breath and chest pains were a heart attack brought on by congestive heart failure, has made the most pedantic and myopic people on earth. Sorry that I did not say “I’m calling an ambulance because the EMTs have training and equipment to keep someone stable” or make an addendum to remark on how expensive an ambulance is for some people. I thought “we’re going to the hospital” covered both scenarios. Sorry that ER visits are expensive. The split second choice was to either deal with it or let him die. Someday you might have to make a similar decision and I hope you choose the empathetic one instead of the practical one.

no i dont ride my horse into battle what the hell is wrong with you she could get hurt. she drops me off and then she stands on the sidelines with a gun