Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

imma do anything atp why not

Fuck it

screw it

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

Please, oh Potato of Fortune, bless me with your luck maybe today, maybe tomorrow, any day will do.

You have to believe that beautiful things are in store for you love

you don't just marry a person. you marry their ecosystem. their food. the temperature of their house. their sleep schedule. their friends.their family. their way of moving through the world

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

deciding one day that you want to build a life for yourself is so scary. like damn I really want to live… I’m new to this. where do I even begin