new uquiz omg. what kind of warmth are you? been working on this forever pls take it <3

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

God, I love this accursed website.

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

HAPPY DESTIEL DAY!!!!!!!

reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

Imagine being named theodore. so stinky your parents literally called you "the odor" LMAO

they’re a side character that’s been onscreen for 5 minutes to YOU. I’ve known them for hundreds of years

i truly believe that everyone who was obsessed with captain america: the winter soldier in 2014 will never truly get over that, like it was a seismic event, a formative experience

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers