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alexander

god I want a bf so bad, like I just want someone smart n cute to makeout with

alexander

nvm guys are cancelled

gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111

just say you jacked off and go

alexander

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stankyleg-deactivated2918973

She’s looking out for you today

tentacleteapot

she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore

decadentcryptid

ofools

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

twinsfawn

“spa-ghetti”

fendorkian

This still gets me everytime

puyopuyo

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deegaynolds

spitecho

fakehistory

Unvaccinated child reaches midlife crisis (c. 2018)

pukicho

I wanna be rich enough to order stuff online and forget about it until it reaches my doorstep, instead of being worried about it every single day until it arrives.

rblooks

Don’t gotta b rich, just forgetful

pukicho

I wish I was stupid as shit

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friend-suggestions

my best friend: mentions we’re best friends

me: 💝? 💕?? 💓💕?? ? 💗? 💝💕💗? 💖💕💖❤️💗💛!!!!!

thedevilsrain

does anybody else have pictures like these. i want to start a collection

thedevilsrain

spector

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done:

catchymemes

majortvjunkie

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL CALL CHONKY

tygermama

holy shit that cat is jacked like, what gym does it go to?

tor-schluss-panik

OH LAWD HE COMIN

abitchistireddddd

ok it would make my fucking LIFE if a jacked cat came up to me for a petting

rabbiteclair

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

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