I don't know what any of this shit is, and I'm Fucking Scared

Official Wednesday post

Yes

Go forth, however slowly. ❤️

did you write this notice for the belugas or

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

"we cut the nobody scene from the odyssey" "we cut the religious trauma and parental abuse from carrie" i'm starting to think that studios barely funding original films is starting to have an effect where directors make up a story and then slap an IP on it in order to sell. or maybe some bitches just can't read anymore idk it's one or the other

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

I knew those Pink Floyd fellas were alright, but have you heard that disc of theirs "Wish You Were Here"? If that's any indication, those guys might be a group that knows how to make a full album. You'll want to keep an eye on 'em!

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time