there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

A single orange tic-tac has been spotted on a busy sidewalk

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

No really, I'm gluten free

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

I hope the lady that invented chocolate chip cookies got her pussy ate I love that bitch

i hope bi women stay safe forever and ever

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

7pm to 10pm on a weeknight is 30 minutes

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it