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"I shouldn't have gotten out of bed." (from Erwin)

Meme | Accepting

“You signed the dotted line just like me. So just stammer through it like the rest of us. Besides I’d have dragged you out regardless of what you sleep in.”

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8. Sleeping headcanon

By the time they finally drag their big blonde asses to bed they usually just pass out wherever they land on the bed. But almost always have to get comfortable before they can really fall asleep. Probably one using the others chest or bicep as a warm pillow. And whenever they move its usually together or the other just moves to adjust to the others’ position.

2.Rough or gentle? Fast or slow?

When they first started their mess it was probably rough and fast, much like the lives they led. But as they kept on going and growing it started slowing down in pace, maybe sometimes it wouldn’t get more gentle necessarily but they try and take their time - as much as possible with their sleep schedules and whatnot.

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I thought you were dead.

Meme: DeadFor: @humanitysrealsecondStatus: Accepting!

(𝐹.𝒞.)

“—Well ‘m obviously not dead yet, big guy!”

🔪—He smirked, trying to hide the fact that he was still shaking over what had happened out there.

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“Don’t play it off like it was nothing. Erwin can’t hide that shit from me and nor can you.” Hmm, how to help him... Maybe reflecting on how to react better? “So, what’d you do wrong?”

#iimpisms #Mike needs to be the corps therapist #smells a liar a mile away XD

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@humanitysrealsecond continued from here

(𝐹.𝒞.)

“— I know exactly what I’m doing!”

🔪— With that he zoomed off on his 3dmg. What he was attempting to do was swing around a few branches, swing around meaning 360 degrees. He knew he could do it with three, but this time he was going big. He was going for five. Successfully he made it around the first three, and the fourth as well. But, as he grew overly confident, he anchored his maneuvering gear in the wrong tree and ended up hitting his crotch right against the branch.

“— FUCK!”

🔪— Well, that didn’t go as planned.

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“I smell bullshit.” And he was fairly sure someone didn’t need a nose like his to do the same. Patiently Mike folds his arms across his chest and watches the male go. A hand reflexively grabbed his own crotch in sympathetic pain - as most guys did when another hit their junk.

It could only have been worse for Farlan. Mike tethered and flew up to where he was, a mildly amused look on his face, “Well at least we don’t have to worry about little Churches flying around.”

#would it be little Church's or churches #idk #i think the apostrophe because hes not a church its just his name #IDFK IM NOT AN ENGLISH MAJOR #iimpisms

Bored. Anyone wanna do anything?

#/outofαlphα\#ugh i still gta fix his tags

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"No one is walking away from that."

Meme | Accepting

“Well it was made by you, so it could only be dangerous as hell. I wouldn’t expect the Corps’ insurance to cover any accidents it causes though. So we should teach a little caution.”

#prolly thunder spears tbh #or something just as bad XD #hanjithenewcommander

"I'm going to go down in history for this." [// He says before doing something incredibly dumb]

Meme | Accepting

“You know, those are famous last words I’ve heard many a soldier before you say.” But he doesn’t really stop him - just watches.

#Farlan - ima do the thing #Mike - do the thing and I'ma watch a safe distance away #iimpisms

"Did you have to do it?"

Meme | Accepting

He flung as much blood from the blade as he could before putting it away, “Yes. An injury like that - even if he survived it without a bad infection he’d be medboarded out and left on the streets. It was a mercy, they can’t all be pretty and you of most people should know.”

#wassssuuuup #flcwerlike

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"Do you realize what you just did?"

"Is everyone okay?"

"I have no idea what to say to that."

"Why do you have to break my heart this way?"

"I'm going to go down in history for this."

"No one is walking away from that."

"What did you expect?"

"That shouldn't have happened..."

"You are driving me mad."

"Whatever you say, Sherlock."

"What makes you think that is a good idea?"

"Did you kill them?"

"We need to do something."

"No. Just... no."

"I shouldn't have gotten out of bed."

"Are we going to walk away from all this?"

"Maybe we're destined to do this."

"Let's jump."

"Change is necessary. It's the only constant in the universe."

"I'm starting to get excited for this idea."

"I can't... What?"

"Did you have to do it?"

"There's no stopping this."

"It's coming..."

"I'm not going to sit here while you destroy yourself."

"Didn't you just say the opposite of what you said two minutes ago?"

"Leave me here."

"Why bother?"

"I'm not going to sit idly by and let the world burn."

"Can we vote on this?"

"That's fucked up, man."

"We can't do this ourselves."

"We have to try."

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HEADCANON QUESTIONS:

✿: What is your muses favourite scent?

☼: What is your muses favourite kind of weather?

☤: Is your muse allergic to anything?

♫: Does your muse like music? What kind?

✉: What is something your muse would write about?

✈: How far has your muse travelled away from their home?

💕: Does your muse have any crushes?

★: What is your muse’s zodiac?

✞: Does your muse have an religious beliefs? What are they?

∞: Is there something about your muse that has been constant throughout their life?

✘: What are your muses pet peeves?

💲: What is your muse like with their money? What’s their financial situation?

⚽: What’s your muse’s favourite sport?

✔: What is your muse’s sexuality?

✋: Is your muse left or right handed?

👓: Does your muse need reading aids? Contacts or glasses?

🎒: What does your muse normally keep in their bag?

🚑: Does your muse have any disabilities/impairments?

👕: What is your muse’s fashion sense like?

🎲: Does your muse like to gamble?

🍕: What’s your muses favourite food?

🍸: Does your muse like to consume alcohol? What’s their favourite kind?

💉: Does your muse have a substance addiction? To what?

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To bring back this old hound or not...

#no one seemed even remotely interested in RPing with him #so i just kinda stopped #I figured people would since everyone complains about how theres like no mikes and they need one #but then nothing happens #need all new tags and theme and wow lot to do if i do come back

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