Brain rot :3

a princess maintains her majesty when eating children’s cereal in a tanktop and spotted panties

Paddington needs to be in a zoo

he needs to be left in an industrial processor overnight. then when our "tuna" begins to taste faintly of marmalade.. 👀 hmm. we will know

forklift who trusts you very much leading you to her nest where a newborn pallet jack is waiting and squealing and squeaking for milk and she is showing you this because she trusts ands loves you so much

This is what it means to be forklift certified

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

We need to start sexualizing the janitor's jumpsuit as the butch equivalent of the maid's uniform