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How do I become one of those people that cleans rugs for a living?

like the job satisfaction though

#floor rugs #house cleaning #cleaning #vintage rugs #carpets and rugs #funny #rug cleaning #satisfaction

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My friend’s 3yo son who has an affinity for playing with hair said I have nice hair and it is the highest compliment I’ve received.

I’ll be riding this high the rest of the week. Thank you

#funny #little kids #compliment #compliments #kids #nice hair

Ovulating is such a weird experience because my body and hormones are like: baaaaby!! Get some!! We. Are. Ready.

But my morals, religion, finances, and semi asexual tendencies are like: absolutely not.

I’m also very paranoid about being assaulted during that time and getting pregnant. It’s a weird couple days.

#i must be ovulating #funny #why am i like this #emotions #funny post #periods #womanhood #woman problems #female #female problems #sex ed for grownups #ovulation #i’m ovulating #christian faith #morality #abstinent #religion #christian girl

Growing up poor was “Treat yourself“ meant getting NAME BRAND Daisy cottage cheese once a month instead of the Aldi brand.

#growing up #growing up poor #Daisy cottage cheese #funny #poor #food stamps #cottage cheese

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HELP?

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Why did it go out of style for millionaires to flex by building beautiful libraries, theaters, and public buildings? Like bring back the vibe that built Carnegie hall.

Make billionaires showing off by building and putting their names on public buildings great again.

#jeff besos #mark zukerburg #millionaire #billionaire #carnegie museum of art #carnegie museum of natural history #carnegie hall #funny post #funny #social media

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My bold prediction is that Brendon Urie is going to leave the public eye for a year, maybe two years max and then attempt to make a comeback with his new "wife guy" persona.

My second prediction is that this will blow up in his face within six months

Sometimes I remember that *I* had an academic rival. And like…I didn’t even know.

But the kicker is that he was like the super popular running back of our 2x state champion (almost) football team and played for a division 1 school in college. And he like despised me for being better at APUSH than him.

#that explains so much #the dirty looks in the hallway #ap us history #funny #academic rivals #rivals #why am i like this #high school #funny story #christian humor #stupid humor #light academia #academics #funny stuff #funny post #football #state champions #he told my mom when she subbed for his class #I was a theater kid

I’m not a good enough driver to represent the LORD by having a fish logo sticker.

#funny #christiangirl #christian humor #why am i like this #i hate driving #driving #parking #cars

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I always just say “morning” instead of “good morning” because if I’m conscious before 8am it is NOT a “good mornin”

#night owl #good morning #morning #why am i like this #sleepless #funny #funny post #relatable

My inner drama b%*^#: “text the guy you accidentally ghosted like two months ago to bring chaos to his life”

Holy Spirit:

#holy spirit #controllingmytongue #why am i like this #shut up shut up shut up #funny #christiangirl #christian humor #christian blog #christian quotes #self control #drama bitch #i’m nice i swear

Just saying Star Wars Episode 3 would make one heck of an amazing musical. The Greek tragedy? Padame and Anakin’s love duet as they sing about their happy future? The epic battle at the end with passionate singing and duet? Anakin’s solo as he turns to the dark side? Sidious (a deep bass obviously) singing the Sith story?

It would be *chef’s kiss* Some one more talented than me start immediately please.

#star wars #star wars fanfiction #obi wan and anakin #obi wan star wars #obi wan kenobi #anikin skywalker #master skywalker #luke skywalker #musical theater trash #musical theater fandom #musicals #movie musicals #star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith

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Whenever I see a man in a suit I think “look at that man” in John Mulaney’s voice

#john mulaney #funny post #look at this man #look at that man

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Whenever you’re reading about royals way back when, think about the fact that they probably didn’t possess the skills to make a single meal for themselves.

#history #aristocracy #bourgeoisie #cooking #funny

I had an anticipatory feeling about Thanksgiving. I’ve had a crush on my best friend’s brother for years-Thanksgiving went well with nice conversation and much laughter…with him and my other friend’s brother with whom I’ve been friends with for a year and has now asked me out?!? He is honorable and kind…If he does well at wooing me I think I could fall for him and the 7 years long crush is trampled and forgotten.

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