mission report: december 16th, 1991

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

"unrepentant" is one of my favorite things to be. "don't you feel bad about what you did" no lol

"how do you not feel guilty. or ashamed." chose not to ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

It’s literally Holy Week :/

… i hate this website. it’s literally Holy Week. it’s Good friday in a few days.

you will have to explain your vote when the rapture happens

Hello Kitty SWEEP!

i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you

if you pick up anything categorized as “online poetry” all the gay booksellers are already pointing and laughing at you from the other side of the store

i thought you were making a grocery store post and i as liike no those are good fluids

when you buy milk and honey we all panic because we thought we got rid of the guy selling unpasteurized animal products in the biography section

you’ll never take me down

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right

(guy who never went to public school) so cool that marilyn manson has all his bones

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I