huddymustard

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

yesterday my lover was like im gonna shave n shower and i was like OK love you bye and the bathroom door closed and immediately deltarune battle music started blasting

being in your 30s is cool because you can buy yourself children's toys and then use your superior adult abilities and skills to play with them way better and more efficiently than any child

I too, thought this was a joke. . .

Welp, here we are again, folks! Merry Christmas, happy holidays.

The dog walking bdsm pic lady has more moral fiber than Taylor Swift. Who knew?

drag shows are a shamelessly transmisogynistic endeavor where people laugh at people who dress up and pretend to be trannies I'm so tired of having to pretend like there's nuance here

Actually one of the most dogshit takes I’ve ever seen? Drag queens have long been on the front lines of fighting for queer rights, and just cause you’re too self hating to understand that ALL gender is a performance doesn’t negate all that drag queens have done for you. Maybe try to stop fighting with your allies for five minutes and consider where the actual bigotry is coming from?