sentient little teacup

I love birds. Reasons for living. Little earth choir everyday are you kidding? Beautiful. Indebted and lucky for it.

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

your cat was an honor to see in the window

*about my buddy who's downfall will be his hubris* yeah he's got a bad case of the hubes lol

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

i don’t understand “pushing 30” like that is so stupid. why am i pushing 30 away? fuck that, i am pulling 30. i love her, i want her tongue in my mouth

Take my gay ass to lake ontario

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

brought tiramisu to the gun fight. and we are all setting side our differences to eat. tiramisu

normal guy playing wordle: "i really recommend ATONE and GUILT" for starting words