Sky in Our Hair

Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

Don’t let workplace safety be YOUR Achilles heel.

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

This youtube video I'm watching mentioned the band Savage Garden. So of course I paused it and immediately went to rediscover that I do, in fact, have the Savage Garden song I Want You in my library. I have now listened to it eight times on repeat.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.

i think there's nothing in the world easier than to not be in the new harry potter series. like wow i know so many people who are not in it because of how easy it is to not be in it