RTTE FAN

no, seriously, mom friend Hiccup

Hiccup is 110% the mom friend of the group. At first, he tried to deny it, but it’s so apparent that he’s given up. When he’s rlly pissed at someone (mainly the twins and snoutlout) he acts like such a scolding mother it’s not even funny 

He’s mastered the Mom Voice ™. That warning tone used to get you to do shit? Perfected. The ‘don’t test me’ glare? Flawlessly pulled off every time. The ‘I’m just disappointed’ tone, the ‘shut up now’ glare, he’s got it all. 

At one point, he got so mad at Snotlout and Hookfang slacking on patrol that he grabbed them (by the ear and horn respectively) and DRAGGED them to the patrol tower. Snoutlout denies it to this day, but never slacked off on patrol again. Hiccup still drags ppl, sometimes by the ear, if he rlly needs them to do something. The rest of the group doesn’t try to fight it. Hiccups constant wrestling with Toothless has hardened his grip that it’s nearly impossible to escape his grasp. 

Hiccups the only one that can properly wrangle the twins. He often lets the twins off with a warning and the twins usually tone down on what they’re doing bc they respect Hiccup. Hiccup doesn’t mind them don’t harmless pranks and often joins them, but if it crosses the line, (I.e, setting the island on fire) he steps in to stop them. 

Astrid and Fishlegs almost never see the Mom side of Hiccup, but occasionally, they’ll get the ‘I’m just disappointed’ kind of sigh.

He hands out chores as punishment and no one really fights him; they’ve accepted that Hiccup is the resident mom in their group, his authority is pretty much absolute. 

Hiccup once used the Mom Voice ™ on Dagur and he was so shocked he fell off his dragon and never stepped out of line again. All it takes is one warning of “Dagur…..” and Dagur stops whatever he’s doing. 

First and foremost, Hiccup is the Dragon Riders friend, they respect him and he often doesn’t need to get too authoritative but will if need be. 

The first time Hiccup used the Mom Voice ™ in front of Stoick it was to get the twins to drop something but in the spur of the moment, Stoick mistook Hiccups voice for his mother’s (who died years before Hiccup was born) and dropped the scroll he was holding with a very quick ‘Yes Ma’am’ (Stoick’s mother was incredibly strict). Gobber and Astrid laughed their asses off and Hiccup flew away on Toothless in embarrassment. 

Speaking of Toothless, the Night Fury is the only one that is immune to Hiccup’s motherly antics. He rlly does not give two shits. The other dragons listen to Hiccup regardless, but Toothless is special. He rarely crosses the line of what’s ok and what’s not, but just as rarely listens to his rider. It pisses Hiccup off. 

As a result of Hiccup’s motherliness, the group has taken to calling him ‘Mama Hiccup’ to tease him. In conversations, they often say ‘Mom, Ruffnut is hitting me again!’ or something along those lines to annoy Hiccup. 

Hiccup is also the one that checks up on others the most, makes sure they’re ok, not feeling excluded, things like that. It’s because of those moments that the others don’t really challenge Hiccup when he goes all ‘Mother Hen’ on them. It’s an unspoken rule: you’re not really in deep shit until Hiccup pulls out the Mom Voice ™

Let me share some of my favorite yaoi ships :3

Toothless taking at least a week to understand that he really don't have to regurgitate fish for the baby. Another week for him to understand Astrid doesn't need it either.

Making him understand that he really shouldn't "bathe" the baby is an ongoing battle.

Toothless sleeping curled around the cradle. Gods help anyone apart from Hiccup and Astrid if they try to approach.

Once the baby is a little bigger, them and Toothless playing by passing a little ball back and forth on the floor.

Hiccup's pants have really crude stitch marks on the sides of them. And I'm going off the fact that he was making his own "outfits" (flying suits, harnesses, saddles, etc.) and I'm assuming he did the stitch job, and then I got to thinking, "Who taught him how to sew?" It wasn't his mother, since she was taken when he was a baby, and it couldn't be Stoick, since he's busy with Chiefly duties, so that brought me to the choice that honestly should've been obvious from the start.

Gobber. And yeah, he's Gobber's apprentice, but stay with me for a moment.

Imagine: a young Hiccup Haddock being bullied and pushed around. He's shoved to the ground and not only did he skin his knee, but he also tore his pants. The other Viking kids are laughing and pointing. UNTIL GOBBER IS RUNNING AT THEM WITH SOME KIND OF THREATENING GIZMO FOR A PROSTHETIC HAND. They all scramble, and while Gobber is yelling, "GO ON, GET!", Hiccup is sniffling and trying to wipe away his tears.

He doesn't want Gobber to think of him as weak like everyone else does. But Gobber doesn't say anything about his tears, he tuts at the torn pant leg and hoists the boy in the air.

"Never too young to learn how to mend things. Have I ever told you the story of when I had to mend my pants after a Gronkle set them on fire?"

Hiccup shakes his head.

"Well, I'll tell you all about it! See, I had to mend them while they were STILL on fire! I'll show you all the techniques and stitch jobs. Your pants will be too strong to rip, and then those bullies will be the ones who are embarrassed!"

httyd rtth as characters in a barbie life in the dreamhouse scene

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Toothless likes to take naps on roofs and tilted beams, and the riders regularly have to fix a cave in or damage from Toothless rolling over in his sleep or underestimating his weight.