im literally just a guy

@isuggesteatingtherich

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

does anyone else think about how the sky can literally rock any colour it wants to

So do the subtitles just not change for the entire play or what

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

Memorizing Shakespeare is either the easiest thing ever or staring at a single line for 40 minutes because it’s a string of words you’ve never seen in your life

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

If a suicide could've been avoided by just having more money, it was a murder.