Girls who use the 🥺 emoji want to have their pretty little pussy slapped

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

surgery is so intimate like what do you mean im gonna be naked and asleep on a table while surrounded by a group of people who are responsible for my very life. kind of sexual. i mean who said that

I bet swimming around underwater in a body of water and then slowly poking your head up from the surface feels so fucking good

I'd pull people in and drown them at the bottom I think. Is that sociability acceptable

Your soulmate will be so soft and patient with you

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

God forbid a girl be both kind and full of rage.

person (non-practicing)