be gentle

I love salt!!! I love sodium!!!! I love sugar and I love calories!!!! 🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🤎🧡🎉🎉🎉

what's your opinion on water?

I FUCKING LOVE WATER

“can you explain this gap in your employment?” why sure! I was not employed at that time.

who gave me all this autism

Wish y'all wouldn't only talk about fem bi men in jokes about getting pegged :/

If your first reaction to seeing a gnc man partnered with an equally gnc woman is to go "I just know the sexual roles are reversed 😏" I just think that's a weird jump to make and I don't know if regressive is the word but it's definitely uncreative.

I keep thinking about how I know a lot of masc bi guys. And I've known "bicurious" femme gay men who literally couldn't unpack their gendered attraction to women because they were so ingrained that being fem was uniquely gay trait. So then, yes, I do think it's weird to then see videos of fem bi men existing with their girlfriends and either hearing "is he hiding something 🤔" or "She MUST top" It's very very weird that that's the only interaction y'all have.

I love that the only thing that slows it down is being too fucking tiny to make the teeter totter tilt the other way.

@socalgal

anon has two options

Fuck it. I made him a jarrarium so I have to go. As my partner said, my willingness to commit to the bit is one of my most attractive qualities.

Showing up with red eyeliner and three days of facial hair, a silver scarf, a military jacket, and psychedelic cowboy rain boots. MySpace boy doesn’t know what’s in store for him (jar of wet plants).

the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood

hi, frequent flyer here. they'll actually let you carry on up to 5 liters of blood as long as its in your vascular system

i don't have a vascular system this is the best i can do