huitaek !

chanyeol: got it

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chenle: you see, we don't

jisung: we make a bigger mess that cancels out the previous one

hui: i only turn gay for specific men

jinho: stop growing wtf it's a father's job to be taller than their child

hongseok:i want you to go as a skeleton for halloween because you have nobody to go with. get it???

e'dawn: practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect so stop practicing (this is my actual favorite)

shinwon: mcdonalds over burger king anY FUCKING DAY

yeo one: i was just trying to be cool like all the teenagers :(

yanan: that puppy's so adorable.. it's too bad i can't steal it

yuto: i wish to forever be enveloped with darkness

kino: *in an enthusiastic tone* you're gonna be screwed