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Pussy so good it reminds me of primordial soup days

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"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

Het romance has to be the most depraved and horrible genres to ever exist

You do realize the romance genre is majorly for and by women, right?

Yes, women are also capable of being heterosexual

But with your help, we can change this

anthropomorphizing animals is cool when people draw frogs in hats fishing and living in a cute little house. Not so cool when people say zoos should've exist because they don't understand that animals aren't people

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

i’d say its 50/50. but the first person to eat pussy was definitly a woman

why have multiple people brought up ancient greece as if that proves anything as to what the first cocksucking enounter was like. do you think the cavemen never got bored? if you think the human race waited as long til ancient greece to suck eachother off you’re genuinly beyond saving. we’ve been sucking and fucking since literal day one on this planet god bless. neandrethals probably had their own bdsm etiquitte.

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

*to the genie I freed* well first of all I wish all cum was black as pitch

fanfics are one of the best things that humanity has come up with. i fucking love reading stories about my favorite characters from people who have the same brainrot as me

I’m not sure how many people realize that there’s a way in which hurt/comfort is actually very kinky, because at its core you’ve got this emotional power exchange fantasy where one character is vulnerable and helpless and the other takes care of them. In the case of stories involving grievous injuries, where someone is bedridden for a long time, you often end up with two characters in a 24/7 total power exchange relationship without a safeword. It just doesn’t involve as many whips and dog collars.

Pondering the snorb