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The Liarâs Kiss by Queen of Smoke and Mirrors - T, WIP - Hidden high in the mountains of Scotland is the Hogwarts School, a training ground for future MI6 agentsâŚwith magical powers. When sheâs recruited against her will, Hermione Granger finds herself the most tempting minnow in a pool full of sharks. And hungriest among them is Draco Malfoy, whoâs determined to see her dead - or worse, expelled. Dramione spy AU.
Dramione Dreams
I had a dream about Dramione today and it was pretty sadâŚ
Draco works at a Hogwarts/ a school as a professor. He works with Harry and they are civil with each other.
Thereâs a hidden house near the school, he calls it the sea (i canât remember the name). Itâs where the fox lives heâd describe to harry. Harry thinks heâs just being sentimental.
When Harry leaves Draco transfigures into a fox and goes to the house. There he finds Hermione, whoâs so so broken. Itâs like sheâs forgotten that sheâs the brightest witch of her age, that she is the Hermione Granger! I think Hermione trapped there by someone, a boyfriend maybe. Sheâs just so broken, I think that the man sheâs with abused her and broke her. And that she canât remember the wizarding world.
Draco continues to visit her in his fox form and she becomes close to him but she feels like heâs someone she knows. Till one day Draco decides to reveal himself in his real form and they begin a friendship. Heâd visit her every day to make sure sheâs alright and find a way to break her out of that cage. But Hermione only thinks that Dracoâs just in her mind, like a coping mechanism. They both fall in love with each other and make love. Hermione wakes up and she thinks she was dreaming, but then she realizes that sheâs naked in the sheets and she had a necklace in her hand. She finally believes that Draco is real and that today was the day Draco would free her from that horrible house. Â She then hears a knock from the door and she runs to it believing it was Draco but it turns out to be her abuser. So the dude abuses her and she is left weeping on the floor.
The next scene shifts to Draco, heâs standing in front of a house, he nameâs it names it something and says to himself that this is where the fox will finally run free⌠She is not a fox that should be trapped she is a queen⌠I canât remember⌠And the dream ends here.
I donât know if i should turn this into a fanfic since itâs been ages since iâve writtten anything. But if any oneâs interested in helping and co-write this with me, that would be really awesome đđđ đ
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Pensive
So, just a hypothesis, couldn't Dumbledore have just pulled harrys memories from any one of the novels and put it in a pensive to prove it??
Like? Harry would've been like "100% let's do it" and it would show the memory wasn't fake??
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Him
Iâm going to miss him.
His hugs
His sarcasm
The way his smile lights up his face
Iâm going to miss this
This contentment
This happiness
This feeling of being complete
My confidence
My feelings
My competence
Rely on nothing other than myself
I can be happy without him
Smile without him
Hell I could run the world without him
But
Being with him makes everything so much better.
The idea of him finding someone new,
Someone better than me
In every way
Haunts me
But i hope beyond all hopes that he does
Because he deserves more than i can give him
And at this point he doesnât need to know that all heâd need to do is ask me to stay
Ask that we try
And I would.
Because we agreed when we started that when time came weâd be over
Prearranged
As we both knew our time was short
But I donât want it to be
I love him
And he loves me
Scorpius Malfoy quotes vine on the daily and it confuses his dad
Scorpius: dad look its the good kush
Draco: what the fuck is a kush
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Scorpius: what up im Jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read
Draco: youâre-
Draco: those- none of that was true, Scorpius.
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Scorpius, opening Christmas presents: itâs an avacado⌠thaaaanks
Draco: thatâs- itâs a broom, Scorpius.
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Scorpius, trying to touch Dracoâs face: how you get these bumps? You got eggzma?
Draco: I got what?
Scorpius: you got eggzma?
Draco:
Draco: Are you trying to say Eczema? Because you know I donât.
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Scorpius, pointing to Dracoâs shoes: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE
Draco: ⌠my shoes?
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Draco: Happy birthday, Scorp.
Scorpius: i cant sweem
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Draco, with another fancy rich person: This is my son, Scorpius.
Scorpius: hey, my nameâs Michael eith a B and Iâve been afraid of insects my whole life
Draco: what, wait- stop, Scorpius.
Random rich person: whereâs the B?
Scorpius: Thereâs a beeeeeeeeeee ?
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Draco: How was your weekend with Albus Potter?
Scorpius: hi thanks for checking in Iâm still a piece of garbage
Draco: No, youâre not. Do you think that? Has someone been telling you this?
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Draco, when Scorpius comes home for the Holidays: Did you happen to miss all of your Arithmancy class last week?
Scorpius: I have never missed a class
Draco: Okay, well, I got a letter from your professor, and-
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Scorpius, pointing at Dracoâs quill while he writes: CHRIS! Is that a weed? Iâm calling the police!
Scorpius, in a female voice: 911 whatâs your emergency?
Draco:
Draco: My name isnât Chris.
Draco: What are you even pointing at?
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Scorpius: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so Iâm starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of-
Draco: Who are you talking to?
Draco: You donât have a brother.
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****Sneak Peek at Chapter 26 of Howl for Me****
Mid-morning sunlight streamed in through the window of Draco Malfoyâs bedroom to find a werewolf and a witch sprawled across the king-sized bed in a tangle of limbs. Hermione Granger groaned softly as she stretched, coming awake slowly and enjoying the pop of her vertebrae as her back cracked delightfully. Behind her, Draco grizzled at the way she was wiggling, clearly hungover and not at all interested in being woken just yet.
Opening her eyes slowly, Hermione peered around the bedroom, taking not of the surroundings that she expected she would need to get used to over the course of her life. The wedding was just few days away, now, and Hermione didnât know if she was nervous to have to get up in front of everyone she knew and vow herself to Malfoy, or if she just wanted to hurry up and get it over with so that she could finally shag Malfoy into a stupor.
Huffing to herself, Hermione rolled out of Malfoyâs embrace and sat up slowly, not bothering to search for clothing before scuttling across the bedroom and into the bathroom to handle her bladder â the reason sheâd awoken in the first place. She laughed softly to herself when she returned to the bedroom to find Malfoy still asleep, but fussing on the bed. His hands smoothed over the space sheâd vacated beside him and he emitted a low growl when he found the sheets empty.
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âDraco,â Hermione greeted, glancing at him before looking down at the post stacked in her inbox.
He waited as she checked in with her assistant, patient as ever and content to appreciate the view of her bum in her plum color skirt as he waited. Heâd taken to dropping by in the afternoon, when he knew sheâd be out of her robes, half warn out from by the Minister and his never-ending shit storm. She was easier on him then, and receptive of the mindless banter he looked forward to.
When she clutched her mail to her chest, he lifted an apple from the fruit bowl he was next to and tossed it into the air, waiting for her to turn toward him before smirking.
 âDonât you have anything else to do?â She questioned, unknowingly telling him what type of mood she was in. In what was obviously playful exhaustion, she asked, âDo you have to hang around here this afternoon?â
âThis is certainly the highlight of what is a very drab existence, Granger,â he told her, putting the apple back down. He observed his nails as she said, âBut, I sat in on a few meetings this morning, and Iâm here on business, Iâm afraid.â
She eyed him disbelievingly, leaning on Laurelâs desk. âUh huh,â she drew her hand over her hair, twisting a loose curl back into her bun.
âHavenât I always delivered?â
âSomeone certainly does,â she commented, and he laughed as Laurel snorted. âItâs just unbelievable to me that they continue to allow you to waltz around here unchecked.â
âWell,â he shrugged. âWhat can I say? Iâm an equal opportunity haunt.â
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Draco x Reader fanfic
You keep your curiosity to a minimum as you walk through kings cross station. Youâve got no idea where to go, but if this magic, thing, is real you just have to keep your ears peeled and someone should say something.
Then you hear a voice say âCome Draco. Platform 9 ž.â You look around and you see where the voice can from. When you spot them. You see a white haired older man walking beside a young blond with a pretty brunette by their side. You quietly follow them and then you watch as they run through a column in the wall. You shake your head once, then twice. No you saw it.
You brace yourself and then sprint through the barrier yourself. Itâs like walking through a small thin barrier of water and then youâre swept up in the crowd. You end up on the train behind that blond haired boy and he sounds so arrogant talking about how pure blood he is and how that makes him better. You scoff.
âWhat was that?â He asked you turning around and meeting your gaze with his alarmingly soft grey-blue eyes.
You roll your eyes at his tone and ask to sit next to a blonde girl named Samantha. She smiles and agrees whilst he grows more annoyed at you ignoring him by the second. Then he scoffs, âthank god sheâll never be a Slythern.â Is all he says and then him and his lankeys, Crabb and Doyle I heard him say, go sit down.
You turn and ask Samantha what a Slytherin is and she smiles âyouâre new huh? Well Hogwarts is divided into four houses, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin. Gryffindor is known for bravery and all that stuff. Slytherin is know for being clever, cunning, and ambitious, although theyâre known for being pretty mean. Ravenclaw is about wisdom and knowledge. And Hufflepuff is accepting of everyone and is very loyal. Those are the four houses in Hogwarts and if Iâm lucky Iâm hoping to get in Ravenclaw.â Samantha said with a smile. I look down. âWell I think that Slytherin actually sounds pretty fitting for meâŚâ I mumble softly.
She looks at me for a moment then smiles âdonât worry! Iâm not biased! You seem pretty cool so why donât we be friends? Even after the sorting ceremony.â She says.
I smile softly âyeah I think Iâd like thatâ I say.
We sit there talking for what seems like hours until the train comes to a halt. Both Samantha and I stand up. We grab our luggage and walk out and I bump right into that blonde boy.
âYou again? Canât seem to get enough of me huh. Well Iâm not interested.â He says.
I roll my eyes and say âlook perv either keep walking or else youâll get walked into. Kinda how this shit works.â I push past him and walk away with Sam by my side. I can feel his furious gaze, but I keep walking as Sam giggles.
âMaybe you are meant for Slytherinâ she says with a laugh and we keep walking. In small groups we all get on boats and we float across the lake to this beautiful castle. We walk in a big cluster to the stairwell and it starts moving. I grab onto the first thing I can and it happens to be that boy.
âAre you stalking me or something?â I say after Iâve regained my balance. He scoffs and flings his robe away from me âYou wishâ. I roll my eyes as I professor McGonagall gets us prepared for the choosing ceremony. We all walk in one by one. The headmaster comes up to the podium and introduces us.
Then he uses his wand and makes the sky above us turn black. I decide to have a little fun and focus my mind on my wand and whisper âlightningâ and just like that that black sky lights up with a flash. The headmaster looks undisturbed by it as if it were his doing and no one seems to notice what I did. Other then that boy. Heâs looking at me in shock.
âYou canât do thatâ he whispers.
âWell I did.â Is all I said back.
âNoâ he says âthatâs physically not possibleâ.
I smile âgoodâ I reply then I ignore him. By now students had already started being chosen by that hat. Then his name is called up.
âDraco Malfoyâ he smirks and saunters up toward the hat. I see right through him. Heâs scared he wonât be picked for Slytherin. Not a shock.
âSlytherin!â The hat says, and Draco smiles once more.
Then my name is called. I walk up just as confidently as he did and I hear him whisper âsheâs going to get Griffendorâ.
I sit down on the chair calmly and the hats placed on my head. Words start being whispered in my ear.
âMy girl you have power beyond your years. I was only expecting the boy Harry to have this type of conundrum yet here you are. Tell me girl. How would you feel about being Slytherin? Or a Ravenclaw?â He says.
I flinch and think about Sam. Then I think about how I really feel and I come to a decision. âSlytherinâ I say.
âSo it shall beâ it whispers in my ear. Then it calls out âSlytherin!â I see Dracoâs mouth open in shock and I smirk as I walk over to his table. I sit next to a second and a third year with a smile on their faces as another Slytherin is picked.
Then itâs Sammieâs turn.
She sits down and then the sorting hat yelled âRavenclaw!â I smiled happy for her. I was about to wave at her when the third year stopped me.
âBe careful newbie. You wouldnât want the wrong people seeing you waving at the Ravenclaw.â She said âitâs hard to sustain friendships in different houses. You can try thoughâ
I shiver. Whoâs the wrong people? I smile at Sam weakly and then see she had the same talking to. I guess my friendship wonât last that long after all.
I look around and see a semi awkward boy my age. I start a small conversation with him and then the food appears. We stop talking and dig in. Soon itâs all done and we are being lead to our common room by our boy and girl prefects.
We stop in front of a portrait and the head male prefect said âOctavio protangioâ and the portrait opened to lead us to our common room. I keep my mouth shut and I look around half curious at all the green.
The female prefect brings the girls to our room and says to put the stuff down and change for bed. They have things to do tonight. We all follow her example and put our trunks by the bottom of our beds and get changed. Only a few people talk, but I think we really do that tomorrow. Get to know each other I mean.
We all slide into bed and fall asleep quickly. Except me. I stay awake hardly believing this is my life now when I hear movement downstairs. I sneak out of bed and I silently climb down the stairs and I watch as two third years practice dueling.
I listen to the spells one of them casts and how their wand moves when they cast it. I pull out my wand and I practice those movements. I memorize the words that disarmed his opponent. Expelliarmus.
I sneak back up stairs and into bed as they come back upstairs quite nervously. I drift off to sleep with my wand in hand. Iâm woken up suddenly by this red haired girl.
âHurry get up weâre going to be late!â She said excitedly and both her and I got up quickly and raced down to the food. We eat breakfast quickly and we head to our first class.
Potions with Severus Snape. I walk to class and I see we share the class with Griffendor. I sit down next to Elizabeth, thatâs her name I found out, and we laugh until professor comes down into the classroom.
âSilence.â He says and we all quiet down at once. I start listening to what he has to say but I notice little fleck of light rebounding in the air.
The air is full of carivos if I remember right. The way you repel them is by adding stavioush to whatever potion youâre creating.
Yeah. I did some summer reading.
âToday we will be making a simple sleep potion. Nothing to ghastly however no one will be leaving until they get it right. I will be here for assistance IF necessary. Use your minds.â Snape said and then he waved his want and our ingredients appeared on our table. Stavioush included.
The pot is filled with the normal starting liquid for a potion and I see everyone, including the teachers pet Hermione, isnât using the stavioush. I sprinkle 2 dashes in and then add the rest of the ingredients. A small puff of green smoke emerges.
âImpressiveâ I hear the teachers voice say. I look up.
âYou noticed the carivos in the air. So you used the stavioush. Then added the ingredients. Well done. 10 points Slytherin.â He says. âYou may leaveâ he says. I clean out my pot, I gather my books, and I walk out, taking no notice to Dracoâs curious glances at me.
Iâm on my way to my third class when Draco yanks me into his arms. A pair of fourth years come barreling down the hallway, they wouldâve hit me if not for him. âThanksâ I say pulling away from him and then start walking faster.
He doesnât chase after me.
Thankfully.
By the end of today we all end up back in our common room where a welcoming party for us is being held. Thereâs music, punch, magic, anything you would need in a party. After a while of pretending to have fun I start to head upstairs when Iâm grabbed my none other then Draco.
âWhat do you want from me?!â I whisper against his hand.
He pushes me into a small sitting room where no one can see us, an area attached to the stairwell and he says âsorry about that, I didnât know how else to get your attention. Want some water?â He asks slightly nervously.
ââŚ. Sureâ I say, as I plop down on the sofa. I take a nice long swing when he brings it I me. âThank youâ I say. âSo did you hate the party as much as I did?â I ask, hoping to stop the silence.
âFather put better ones on at home so Iâm quite bored truthfully.â He said and I smirk slightly. âMy father hates parties. He finds them a waste of time and resources. Thankfully my mother agrees.â I say, Draco smiles softly, when he smiles like that his entire face turns a bit softer, nicer perhaps.
âSo which one of your parents is a wizard? I know most of the pure blood families and you seem to be from around here so?â He asks.
âNeither.â I say âIâm muggle Bo-â I start to say when he covers my mouth in a panic.
âNoâ he mumbles. âListen to me and listen to me closely. Your mother was a wizard she died four years ago. Your dad raised you and he didnât know about your heritage until he got your letter. Do you understand me? And never. Never. Say that about yourself. Not while youâre here. Not while youâre a Slytherin. Understood?â He whispers urgently. He then pulls his hand away from my mouth.
âWh-â I start to say when someone enters the room. A third year and a second year. Draco quickly kisses me to act like thatâs what were doing. I freeze.
âLooks like this room is takenâ says the third year, they leave hand in hand and as soon as theyâre gone I push him away.
I then wipe my lips.
âWhat the hell Draco?!â I whisper frantically. âWhat do you mean I have to lie about my mother?!â He looks at me in shock, like heâs thinking why am I helping this muggle born?
Then he says âif you donât theyâll make you disappear. Permanently.â End of part one
Please excuse my typos this was written on my phone and yeah
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Letâs be honest here, Sometimes itâs hard to imagine Ron and Hermione having sex but Draco and Hermione can really get it ON
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Harry Potter Character Asks
Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession?
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?
Moaning Mertile: What is something that always makes you cry?
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?