I Am The Lizard Queen

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

The epitome of men is feeling so absurdly enraged by a woman having opinions about a thing he likes that he makes a near day long video about how mad he is about it.

The time stamp comparison really ties this together

I have had this qued for a year.

Oh, your grades need Jesus

Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.

It’s true and you should shout it to the heavens

every time he pees she gets a car

the scene near the end of captain marvel where that white boy kree is like “ARE YOU GONNA LET UR EMOTIONS GET THE BEST OF YOU AGAIN?” like, mocking all those people who call women overly emotional… and then shes standing there perfectly calm while he yells and bounces around with his fists up, then interrupts him by power punching him in the chest… i felt that in my soul