Uncle Bilbo The Mermaid King

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.

Perfect example of an untranslatable joke. 😂

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

me whenever i see /pos and /hj: why are you calling me a piece of shit and what do handjobs have to do with any of this :/

can’t use the internet without adblock because it’s so crowded that it’s unusable can’t read important breaking news without a subscription can’t get a streaming service without them eventually adding commercials can’t watch youtube videos without 30 ads can’t search up things on google without seeing a shit ton of sponsored results can’t answer unknown numbers because everything is a scam call can’t use essential app features without a 30 dollar subscription per month can’t watch a music video without product placement. is anyone else tired

the primordial serpent

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

does anyone else ever get the urge to use specific words. like sometimes i'll wake up and be like if i don't find an opportunity to say the words "abhorrent" and "catastrophic" today i'm going to lose my fucking mind.

in the conversation straight up saying shit like "antediluvian" and "temerity"