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Taegi Week 2019

Day 1: Musical/Band Au –> Grease/Musical Au - Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Day 3: Social media –> Online dating - angst and fluff

Day 5: Moods/Emotions - Love –> Taehyung is in love. Send tweet

Day 6: Jobs/Careers –> Panicked gay/thirsty Yoongi x Ikea worker Taehyung and their first time together ending them in the ER

Tie up my heart

Min Yoongi’s life is all about having control of everything that surrounds him. This obsession made him forget how to take care of himself during his daily life. A few years ago he fled into the BDSM scene to finally be able to breathe, to really live. He learned to give all the control up for a few moments of calm.

The last time he could do that though has been two years ago and since then he’s been living on the edge of breaking down. He was bound to crumble under the pressure sooner or later - He would have just preferred it if it weren’t in front of the unfairly attractive son of his boss.

~

“You need me. You need me and you know it.”

~

Maybe Yoongi has spent enough time suffering. Maybe this time things would work out fine. Maybe he could learn to give himself to Taehyung completely and finally get rid of the pressure around him. Get rid of the anxiousness trying to drown him with every breath he takes.

(16/?) (150k words)

[TaeGi]

Blow up my world (Or my dick)

Taehyung doesn’t like sex with girls anymore and thinks it’s karma so he swears celibacy.

Jeongguk is convinced that he just needs someone to suck the soul out of his dick and he has the perfect candidate for the job.

aka

Min Yoongi and his tongue technology have Taehyung whipped.

(1/1) (9k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Taegiweek of 2018!!

Day 1: College au

Day 2: Spiderman!Tae x Human!Yoongi

Day 3: Vampire!Yoongi x Human!Tae

Day 4: Scientist!Tae x Human!Yoongi

Day 5: Witch!Tae x Human!Yoongi (Body swap)

Day 6: Immortal!Taehyung x Mortal!Yoongi ( Reincarnations )

Day 7: Canon

Try your best shot at love (Dance under my skin)

Kim Taehyung is whipped and thirsty (maybe a tad awkward). Min Yoongi hides something and has wall after wall to protect himself. Park Jimin and Jeon Jeongguk can’t really get their shit together. Jung Hoseok wears snapbacks at all appropriate and inappropriate times. Kim Namjoon is intrigued by one particular dancer and Kim Seokjin is the flamboyant straight to meet the quota.

—

“Hi.” The word leaves his lips like a choked gasp and he instantly wants to turn around and run away again, possibly hide forever. He sounded weird, oh god, how is it even possible to say ‘Hi’ in the most embarrassing tone ever? He wants the freaking ground to open up and swallow him whole.

Yoongi doesn’t smile as he looks at him, his face stays motionless. “Hi?” The elder repeats it like a question and Taehyung shuts completely down. He hasn’t thought this far. He didn’t even think he would come this far.

—

Is Taehyung able to woo an emotional constipated Yoongi with his awkward advances?

(18/19) (124k words) (Updates mostly weekly)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamSeok]

Run (Back to my arms)

(*SEQUEL of Just give me a reason ) I guess it could be read as a stand-alone but I would recommend reading the other work before.

-

Even though they have made up - for Taehyung it still feels like there’s a whole universe between them. He wants back what they had at the beginning of their relationship, he wants to stop doubting their love for each other but his mind keeps going back to the name his husband whispered in his sleep all those weeks ago.

Maybe finally meeting the infamous Park Jimin will make his insecurities go away.

(1/1) (4.9k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

You’re my friend but I would totally fuck you if you’d ask

“I’m sure between the two of us I’d be the top and you would be the bottom.”

Yoongi looks amused, tongue poking into his cheek as he seizes him with a challenging look.

—

Taehyung and Yoongi get a little too competitive when arguing over who would top between the two of them and Jimin suffers because of his friends.

—

“I never thought that you’d realize that you like Taehyung because you saw his dick but here we are,” Jimin says, his voice is low and eyes wide open, like saucers. He walks slowly, almost carefully through the room to lean against his boyfriend, “Some of us scarred for life.”

(1/1) (18k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Ugly Heart

Yoongi is just trying to get by. Just trying to somehow work enough shifts at the café to earn enough money for his family while Kim Taehyung has always gotten everything in life handed to him on a silver platter.

But once money and fame are lost - what will Taehyung have left?

-

“I don’t care who you are and I don’t care how much money you own or how pretty you are – you’re ugly inside. An ugly heart with a pretty and rich exterior but you’re nothing more.”

-

Well, Taehyung is a boy so pretty but with an ugly heart. Is he able to change?

Maybe he just needs a push in the right direction by the boy who makes his heart flutter.

(12/12) (77k words)

[TaeGi]

Suga is online

Kim Taehyung needs to get off. The problem is – he is kind of picky when it comes to the actors he watches. The smallest detail he doesn’t like – and if it’s the way one of the guys has his hair cut – and he just can’t concentrate on getting off.

Camboys are something he never tried before but hey, he can always expand his horizon.

Problem number two - The camboy, Suga, is his longtime crush Min Yoongi.

Taehyung is royally fucked.

(1/1) (9k words)

[TaeGi]

You’re the hottest personification of my fear

Min Yoongi is afraid of going to the dentist. But the urgent pain in his mouth gets too much for him to handle.

It’s just his luck that his dentist looks like he just stepped down from a runway in Paris, right?

Min Yoongi falls face first for the gorgeous dentist Kim Taehyung.

(1/1) (5k words)

[TaeGi]

High School Sweethearts

Worst summary ever! Be warned!

Jeongguk is awkward and shy and has no fucking idea how to deal with crushes. Jimin is just confused by everything. Taehyung gets misunderstood too often but he’s just so in love and Yoongi can’t see what’s right in front of him.

Or to say it differently, High School is the worst place in the whole world but if you have the greatest friends ever and a developing romance, maybe… just maybe it’s not too bad anymore.

Follow the story of Jeongguk who rediscovers his crush on Park Jimin and Taehyung, who hunts for his own happy end with a particular sarcastic skater boy.

(13/13) (82k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Puppy Love

The puppy was still frantically pulling at the leash and suddenly there was a harsh, demanding voice that left no room for discussion cutting through the air. “Sit.” Taehyung didn’t even think twice about the command, his ass was on the floor before he could even blink.

OR:

Min Yoongi is the new intimidating neighbor that moved in next to Kim Taehyung and the younger might or might not (he totally does) fall in love with a gummy smile.

(1/1) (13k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin]

Discount Love

Tumblr Prompt!

There is a reason Yoongi never calls anyone but his mom. A forced call to a pizza service ends with him blurting out ‘Love you’ to the guy on the other side of the phone.

But because he has the greatest best friends ever that guy he accidentally confessed to is soon part of their group of friends.

Isn’t that great?

(1/1) (8k words)

[TaeGi/JiHope]

Lingerie

Yoongi can’t fucking think when he’s around the unfairly gorgeous employee which leads to certain misunderstandings and he somehow ends up buying lingerie for himself.

Alternatively, Yoongi is whipped, Taehyung is gorgeous and they’re both just awkward but make it work in the end.

(3/3) (21k words)

[TaeGi]

Beethoven your way into my heart

Taehyung is a saxophonist and a pro at making the best first impressions, Jimin has an undeniable crush. Jungkook is oblivious, Namjoon recites pi when he’s drunk, Seokjin is Taehyung’s cousin, Hoseok once went to summer camp and Yoongi is a piano playing Bad Boy.

In conclusion: Orchestra practice shouldn’t be scheduled at 6.30, Yoongi should learn the rules and Taehyung should stop labeling people too quickly.

(This is a mess.)

(11/11) (63k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin/ChanHun]

You ruined the moonlight

(SEQUEL: Please read 'Beethoven your way into my heart’ first!)

Yoongi learns that you sometimes only get one chance in life but even though, is he going to give up because of that? Taehyung thinks he’s happy even though he’s not and along the way those two just need to take the right turns to reach their happy end. But not every story has a happy end, does theirs?

(11/11) (71k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin/ChanHun/Others]

Slut like you

Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook - polar opposites. Getting together through the most natural thing possible - sex. Mind-blowing sex.

Jungkook is the Bad Boy and Jimin is the cutest senior ever. After a one night stand Jungkook finds out how sinful Jimin can be and wants more but the other can be a little stubborn. Because just sex isn’t what he wants from the younger.

(1/1) (8k words)

[JiKook/TaeGi]

Finding Home

Despite Daegu being his hometown, Yoongi had never really felt at home here. Over the course of a suicidal burdened past, depression and other obstacles to the strange rectangular smile of his neighbor, Yoongi might or might not fall in love.

What’s important now is, if he was willing to accept those feelings or if he’ll let the boy from across the street slip through his fingers. Will he save himself and maybe another life, too?

(10/10) (48k words)

[TaeGi]

Beauty knows no pain

Taehyung would do anything to be beautiful.

Yoongi just wants him to be happy again.

(1/1) (3.5k words)

[TaeGi]

Second Best

Taehyung is tired of being Yoongis second best. 

(1/1) (2.4k words)

[TaeGi]

I’ll forgive you

“…“ For a few seconds, there was only the sound of breathing over the line. Then… a voice. “…I’ll forgive you.“

(1/1) (3.1k words)

[TaeGi]

Just give me a reason

Inspired by P!nk’s “Just give me a reason”

—

Taehyung and Yoongi grew apart throughout their marriage. Will they find back to each other?

(1/1) (2.7k words)

[TaeGi]

Blood Splatters

Taehyung did not expect his inspiration to come to him in the form of a man with a face full of blood and a corpse. But it did and he wouldn’t let it go again. 

(1/1) (7.1k words)

[TaeGi]

You weren’t

Min Yoongi hoped to never see Kim Taehyung again. But in his second year at college, the energy bundle turns his life upside down - again.

When Taehyung left two years ago he took - no, he ripped something from Yoongi. He has yet to give it back but it looks like Yoongi doesn’t want it anymore. Doesn’t want Taehyung anymore.

But is that really what Yoongi wants?

(1/1) (18.6k words)

Taegi Week 2019

Day 1: Musical/Band Au –> Grease/Musical Au - Enemies to Friends to Lovers

Day 3: Social media –> Online dating - angst and fluff

Day 5: Moods/Emotions - Love –> Taehyung is in love. Send tweet

Day 6: Jobs/Careers –> Panicked gay/thirsty Yoongi x Ikea worker Taehyung and their first time together ending them in the ER

Tie up my heart

Min Yoongi’s life is all about having control of everything that surrounds him. This obsession made him forget how to take care of himself during his daily life. A few years ago he fled into the BDSM scene to finally be able to breathe, to really live. He learned to give all the control up for a few moments of calm.

The last time he could do that though has been two years ago and since then he’s been living on the edge of breaking down. He was bound to crumble under the pressure sooner or later - He would have just preferred it if it weren’t in front of the unfairly attractive son of his boss.

~

“You need me. You need me and you know it.”

~

Maybe Yoongi has spent enough time suffering. Maybe this time things would work out fine. Maybe he could learn to give himself to Taehyung completely and finally get rid of the pressure around him. Get rid of the anxiousness trying to drown him with every breath he takes.

(13/?) (122k words)

[TaeGi]

Blow up my world (Or my dick)

Taehyung doesn’t like sex with girls anymore and thinks it’s karma so he swears celibacy.

Jeongguk is convinced that he just needs someone to suck the soul out of his dick and he has the perfect candidate for the job.

aka

Min Yoongi and his tongue technology have Taehyung whipped.

(1/1) (9k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Taegiweek of 2018!!

Day 1: College au

Day 2: Spiderman!Tae x Human!Yoongi

Day 3: Vampire!Yoongi x Human!Tae

Day 4: Scientist!Tae x Human!Yoongi

Day 5: Witch!Tae x Human!Yoongi (Body swap)

Day 6: Immortal!Taehyung x Mortal!Yoongi ( Reincarnations )

Day 7: Canon

Try your best shot at love (Dance under my skin)

Kim Taehyung is whipped and thirsty (maybe a tad awkward). Min Yoongi hides something and has wall after wall to protect himself. Park Jimin and Jeon Jeongguk can’t really get their shit together. Jung Hoseok wears snapbacks at all appropriate and inappropriate times. Kim Namjoon is intrigued by one particular dancer and Kim Seokjin is the flamboyant straight to meet the quota.

—

“Hi.” The word leaves his lips like a choked gasp and he instantly wants to turn around and run away again, possibly hide forever. He sounded weird, oh god, how is it even possible to say ‘Hi’ in the most embarrassing tone ever? He wants the freaking ground to open up and swallow him whole.

Yoongi doesn’t smile as he looks at him, his face stays motionless. “Hi?” The elder repeats it like a question and Taehyung shuts completely down. He hasn’t thought this far. He didn’t even think he would come this far.

—

Is Taehyung able to woo an emotional constipated Yoongi with his awkward advances?

(18/19) (124k words) (Updates mostly weekly)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamSeok]

Run (Back to my arms)

(*SEQUEL of Just give me a reason ) I guess it could be read as a stand-alone but I would recommend reading the other work before.

-

Even though they have made up - for Taehyung it still feels like there’s a whole universe between them. He wants back what they had at the beginning of their relationship, he wants to stop doubting their love for each other but his mind keeps going back to the name his husband whispered in his sleep all those weeks ago.

Maybe finally meeting the infamous Park Jimin will make his insecurities go away.

(1/1) (4.9k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

You’re my friend but I would totally fuck you if you’d ask

“I’m sure between the two of us I’d be the top and you would be the bottom.”

Yoongi looks amused, tongue poking into his cheek as he seizes him with a challenging look.

—

Taehyung and Yoongi get a little too competitive when arguing over who would top between the two of them and Jimin suffers because of his friends.

—

“I never thought that you’d realize that you like Taehyung because you saw his dick but here we are,” Jimin says, his voice is low and eyes wide open, like saucers. He walks slowly, almost carefully through the room to lean against his boyfriend, “Some of us scarred for life.”

(1/1) (18k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Ugly Heart

Yoongi is just trying to get by. Just trying to somehow work enough shifts at the café to earn enough money for his family while Kim Taehyung has always gotten everything in life handed to him on a silver platter.

But once money and fame are lost - what will Taehyung have left?

-

“I don’t care who you are and I don’t care how much money you own or how pretty you are – you’re ugly inside. An ugly heart with a pretty and rich exterior but you’re nothing more.”

-

Well, Taehyung is a boy so pretty but with an ugly heart. Is he able to change?

Maybe he just needs a push in the right direction by the boy who makes his heart flutter.

(12/12) (77k words)

[TaeGi]

Suga is online

Kim Taehyung needs to get off. The problem is – he is kind of picky when it comes to the actors he watches. The smallest detail he doesn’t like – and if it’s the way one of the guys has his hair cut – and he just can’t concentrate on getting off.

Camboys are something he never tried before but hey, he can always expand his horizon.

Problem number two - The camboy, Suga, is his longtime crush Min Yoongi.

Taehyung is royally fucked.

(1/1) (9k words)

[TaeGi]

You’re the hottest personification of my fear

Min Yoongi is afraid of going to the dentist. But the urgent pain in his mouth gets too much for him to handle.

It’s just his luck that his dentist looks like he just stepped down from a runway in Paris, right?

Min Yoongi falls face first for the gorgeous dentist Kim Taehyung.

(1/1) (5k words)

[TaeGi]

High School Sweethearts

Worst summary ever! Be warned!

Jeongguk is awkward and shy and has no fucking idea how to deal with crushes. Jimin is just confused by everything. Taehyung gets misunderstood too often but he’s just so in love and Yoongi can’t see what’s right in front of him.

Or to say it differently, High School is the worst place in the whole world but if you have the greatest friends ever and a developing romance, maybe… just maybe it’s not too bad anymore.

Follow the story of Jeongguk who rediscovers his crush on Park Jimin and Taehyung, who hunts for his own happy end with a particular sarcastic skater boy.

(13/13) (82k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook]

Puppy Love

The puppy was still frantically pulling at the leash and suddenly there was a harsh, demanding voice that left no room for discussion cutting through the air. “Sit.” Taehyung didn’t even think twice about the command, his ass was on the floor before he could even blink.

OR:

Min Yoongi is the new intimidating neighbor that moved in next to Kim Taehyung and the younger might or might not (he totally does) fall in love with a gummy smile.

(1/1) (13k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin]

Discount Love

Tumblr Prompt!

There is a reason Yoongi never calls anyone but his mom. A forced call to a pizza service ends with him blurting out ‘Love you’ to the guy on the other side of the phone.

But because he has the greatest best friends ever that guy he accidentally confessed to is soon part of their group of friends.

Isn’t that great?

(1/1) (8k words)

[TaeGi/JiHope]

Lingerie

Yoongi can’t fucking think when he’s around the unfairly gorgeous employee which leads to certain misunderstandings and he somehow ends up buying lingerie for himself.

Alternatively, Yoongi is whipped, Taehyung is gorgeous and they’re both just awkward but make it work in the end.

(3/3) (21k words)

[TaeGi]

Beethoven your way into my heart

Taehyung is a saxophonist and a pro at making the best first impressions, Jimin has an undeniable crush. Jungkook is oblivious, Namjoon recites pi when he’s drunk, Seokjin is Taehyung’s cousin, Hoseok once went to summer camp and Yoongi is a piano playing Bad Boy.

In conclusion: Orchestra practice shouldn’t be scheduled at 6.30, Yoongi should learn the rules and Taehyung should stop labeling people too quickly.

(This is a mess.)

(11/11) (63k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin/ChanHun]

You ruined the moonlight

(SEQUEL: Please read 'Beethoven your way into my heart’ first!)

Yoongi learns that you sometimes only get one chance in life but even though, is he going to give up because of that? Taehyung thinks he’s happy even though he’s not and along the way those two just need to take the right turns to reach their happy end. But not every story has a happy end, does theirs?

(11/11) (71k words)

[TaeGi/JiKook/NamJin/ChanHun/Others]

Slut like you

Park Jimin and Jeon Jungkook - polar opposites. Getting together through the most natural thing possible - sex. Mind-blowing sex.

Jungkook is the Bad Boy and Jimin is the cutest senior ever. After a one night stand Jungkook finds out how sinful Jimin can be and wants more but the other can be a little stubborn. Because just sex isn’t what he wants from the younger.

(1/1) (8k words)

[JiKook/TaeGi]

Finding Home

Despite Daegu being his hometown, Yoongi had never really felt at home here. Over the course of a suicidal burdened past, depression and other obstacles to the strange rectangular smile of his neighbor, Yoongi might or might not fall in love.

What’s important now is, if he was willing to accept those feelings or if he’ll let the boy from across the street slip through his fingers. Will he save himself and maybe another life, too?

(10/10) (48k words)

[TaeGi]

Beauty knows no pain

Taehyung would do anything to be beautiful.

Yoongi just wants him to be happy again.

(1/1) (3.5k words)

[TaeGi]

Second Best

Taehyung is tired of being Yoongis second best. 

(1/1) (2.4k words)

[TaeGi]

I’ll forgive you

“…“ For a few seconds, there was only the sound of breathing over the line. Then… a voice. “…I’ll forgive you.“

(1/1) (3.1k words)

[TaeGi]

Just give me a reason

Inspired by P!nk’s “Just give me a reason”

—

Taehyung and Yoongi grew apart throughout their marriage. Will they find back to each other?

(1/1) (2.7k words)

[TaeGi]

Blood Splatters

Taehyung did not expect his inspiration to come to him in the form of a man with a face full of blood and a corpse. But it did and he wouldn’t let it go again. 

(1/1) (7.1k words)

[TaeGi]

You weren’t

Min Yoongi hoped to never see Kim Taehyung again. But in his second year at college, the energy bundle turns his life upside down - again.

When Taehyung left two years ago he took - no, he ripped something from Yoongi. He has yet to give it back but it looks like Yoongi doesn’t want it anymore. Doesn’t want Taehyung anymore.

But is that really what Yoongi wants?

(1/1) (18.6k words)

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain:

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

Award-winning Emma Stone 

When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

Emma Watson

Rihanna 

Megan Fox

Nicki Minaj 

Zayn Malik can pay to leave in the middle of a world tour, the middle of a contract, and make his own music because he didn’t like One Direction’s music, but Kesha is being forced to stay in a contract with her mental abuser, sexual assaulter, and rapist and Sony won’t let her out without repercussions 

Sam Pepper goes around with sick and horrible pranks and nobody bats an eye, and when people do, they get shit because the girls who got their ass grabbed should have liked it.

Chris Brown can beat women and get away with it WITH a career and female fans still worshiping this woman beater.

Hillary Clinton will get asked about her wardrobe in interviews instead of political topics, unlike her other male runners.

Tampons and pads are taxed as luxury items, but male shaving items are not.

When I get catcalled at the mall, the guys yell at me about how I should take it as a compliment and only stop when my boyfriend shows up and tells them to stop.

Nobody bats an eye at a shirtless male, but the moment a woman doesn’t have a shirt on and her breasts are out, people are in outrage.

Men can’t go out in public wearing ‘feminine’ items without being ridiculed.

I got detention for wearing shorts over my leggings because my shorts were not fingertip length and was distracting to my male students learning environment, despite having full length leggings on and my shorts covering my butt.

5SOS can have a completely bare naked magazine cover, only cover their junk with their hands, and be praised, but Selena Gomez releases an album cover of her naked, but at the same time quite covered, and gets called a slut on social media.

When Justin Bieber posts a naked photo of him on a boat (with his back facing the camera) he is praised and drooled over, but a woman can’t post a bikini photo without being attention seeking.

Tyler Joseph can’t wear a dress on stage during a performance without being called out on the media, and in person, but a female can.

When a female says she’s a feminist, people think that women want to be better than men.

When a male says he’s a feminist, people think he is lying to get women’s attention.

When a gay man says he is raped by another man, he is told he should have liked it because he was gay.

When a boy says he was raped by a female, his friends say he should have liked it because he got laid by an older woman.

When a lesbian is raped by a man, he gets away free because he claims to try and turn her straight so her family would accept her.

Because ‘there are only two genders’.

Because pansexuality, demisexuality, asexuality, agender, genderfluidity, and other sexualities and genders are seen as ‘fake’ and ‘jokes’ because people use them as jokes.