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WOWWW

hypothesis: everyone has the hots for geralt because he is the ideal mix of legolas and aragorn that we have always craved

My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

YOU were the LOVE OF MY LIFEEE

what’s that shit in your blood? homo goblin?

bro i heard youre drawing.... can you post it online...bro... i want to see it no NO bro dont hide it. bro youll always be improving this is no reason to hold back from showing your work to the public NOW and gain a following........ bro..........pls

Weird how this post popped up in my timeline when I was needing encouragement to go full obsessed weirdo with my own ocs 👍

Truly invaluable advice

Such a vibe 🖤

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