Playing a game of chicken with God and losing

Why did this make me wheeze

See also: if I can stay unemotional during this debate I have no personal investment in but is literally about your rights as a person so you might find it upsetting then I must be winning.

Teenage Dream isn’t a Katy Perry song, she was a vessel for God in that recording studio. Why he chose her I don’t know but it’s not my place to question it

I feel like a more productive conversation to have in the midst of “tiktok is spying on you -> every app is spying on you” is to remind people that you still do have power to limit how much data is collected on you. Switch to firefox, transfer your saved passwords to 1password or lastpass, set your default search engine to duckduckgo (I only need to switch back to google for maybe 2% of my searches), install an adblocker, go through your device settings and turn off any permissions that you’re not sure if they’re absolutely necessary. If you want to go the extra mile, only access social media through browsers instead of using the native apps. Spend an hour on your digital hygiene and you’re making your life that much harder to monetize and surveil.

giuseppe stromboli and the briefcase of meatballs is going to be one of those things that i remember out of nowhere when im in a supermarket and i just look like a freak trying not to laugh in public