Ambitchious

Sadly, the only way some people will learn to appreciate you is by losing you.

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

7pm and It’s still not completely dark outside, war is over

looking forward to spring flowers so much like the trees are still pretty bare but i know soon they will be full of green and blossom and there will be lots of lovely flowers

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

uh, source?

wanna know what's a good turn on? good communication. and black lingerie, as well.

a relationship where you two can admit what bothers you and talk about it instead of ignoring each other >>>>>

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by tap water

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

They should invent a song that's exactly like the song I currently like but also slightly different and unique but with the same vibes

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy