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being a fan of celebrities from the 60s/70s and seeing how angry people get at celebrities now for breaking up marriages and cheating and getting divorced makes u feel like everyone is experiencing mass psychosis

ilya the condoms just come like that. was i supposed to somehow buy less than a full box of condoms. like the condoms just come attached like that how was i supposed to have less condoms

lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

he's gay. He has ten million sponsors. He's hockey's golden boy. He was so bad at having sex with women that his girlfriend had to Tell Him hes gay. He got ghosted for 6 months and immediately folded next time he saw ilya. He's an Olympic athlete. He's funny. He does yoga. He owns a dildo. He marries the first guy he hooked up with. He calls Scott hunter 45 years old (??) the first time he gets into a fight on ice.

oh my god he speaks French! He's learning Russian. He's awful at communication. He gets on his knees immediately when hes told to. He sucks at sexting. He's hot when hes mad. He has yearning bottom eyes. His cottage is 80% window. He makes the grossest healthy smoothies. He has a dog. His dad reads the New Yorker. His team sucks. He's won 3 cups. Beating his boyfriend at hockey is a sex thing for him. He had panic attacks. Hes media trained. I don't know if he can swim. He tells a baby to get Hayden to leave him alone. Everyone wants to take a picture with him.

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