So very medium

honestly i think the best thing gen z has ever invented (other than the revolution) is that thing they do where they put a random object on their heads to represent their mothers or a woman around the age of their mother. like, it started off as just a towel to represent long hair or the post-shower look but it slowly evolved into shit like a box of crackers, a vase with flowers and water still in it, and my personal favourite...

someone: hey u wanna read this fic that ruined me 

An ode to the best walk cycles in fighting games

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

Fish is good

gf: i just shaved feel my legs