politely disturbed

Hot take but if I could spend the day with any rtte character I would chose Ryker in a heartbeat. He's so perfectly stuck in the middle between the riders and the villains so I feel like he would have some stories to TELL. I want to hear what it's like to have the teen viking version of PETA suddenly come and sabotage your family business that you've had for generations. I want to know what the conversation between him and Viggo was like when Viggo proposed that bringing back the literal plague would be a smart business move. I want to know how he felt when Heather randomly showed up with her literal pet dragon while being like "teehee I'm definitely a dragon hunter now (✿◠‿◠)" I would absolutely eat up anything this man had to say.

Holy shit

writing is so fun until you run out of pre-planned plot and you stand at the precipice and slowly realise that you never really had a plot in the first place

Actually, the reason to write that rarepair longfic that no one else is going to read is so you can go back and re-read it yourself when you're sad.

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

are you having trouble in the men’s room

I’m eating sausages and they’re just sliding down there whole like never before

can we meet up

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this blog supports punching fascists